Stephen Colbert Post-Debate LIVE - Monologue and Opening - 7/30/19

[Rhiannon12866]

Stephen Colbert's LIVE Monologue Part 1: A Whole Lot Of Delaney Fans

Stephen kicks off his LIVE post-debate show with a look at the standout moments (we're looking at you, John Delaney) from Night One of the July 2019 Democratic Presidential Debates.




Stephen Colbert's LIVE Monologue Part 2: Hands In The Air

Our host continues his LIVE post-debate monologue, highlighting moments like when Bernie Sanders threw his hands up in the air, and when Marianne Williamson referenced a spooky "dark psychic force."




Meanwhile... Krispy Kreme Ice Cream

Stephen Colbert stands ready and willing to receive massive amounts of the (rumored) new ice cream infused with the flavor of Krispy Kreme donuts. You know, for testing purposes.




Scooby-Doo Unmasks A Democratic Candidate

The gang from Scooby-Doo tries to figure out which Democratic candidate they're talking to.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

1. On behalf of all the AT&T U-verse customers, thank you.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. You're more than welcome!

I know that a lot of DUers don't stay up as late as I do and many don't have cable or TV, so I started posting Colbert - and then other late night comedians - in 2017 since I figured we needed the humor here more than ever! He's really been on fire!

[crazytown]

3. Part 2 was hilarious!

"Twinkle twinkle little star, the billion class has gone to far"
-rushes at the camera, frantically waving his arms

[betsuni]

4. Tim Ryan's comment of thinking about the people who take a shower after work

is what Bernie said:

"The Democratic Party has got to open the door to people who work with their hands. People who take showers at the end of the day, not at the beginning of the day."

Which is "Democrats are wealthy elitists" bullshit.

[Uncle Joe]

5. Kicked and recommended.

Thanks for the thread Rhiannon.

[treestar]

6. Thank you!

Stephen is so funny. Looks like Bernie unintentionally provided a lot of comedy last night!