Borowitz: Giuliani Claims He Has Evidence Linking Biden to Obama

[highplainsdem]

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/rudy-giuliani-claims-he-has-evidence-linking-joe-biden-to-barack-obama

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what could be his most explosive allegation to date, Rudolph Giuliani claimed on Monday that he had “mountains of evidence” linking the Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden to former President Barack Obama.

Appearing on “Fox & Friends,” a visibly excited Giuliani said that he had stored the evidence of the Biden-Obama ties in his office safe and was prepared to reveal it “at the proper time.”

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Giuliani argued that Obama and Biden had a “secret understanding” that, if anything happened to Obama, “You know who would take his place? That’s right: Joe Biden.”

Their corrupt deal enabled Biden to “feast at the teat” of the federal government, the former New York mayor said. “Biden took military aircraft around the world and got free housing in Washington, all with the seal of approval of his best pal, Barack Obama,” he said.

In his most serious allegation, Giuliani said that all of these “lush perks” amounted to a “payoff” for nefarious services that Biden had rendered to Obama.

“In both 2008 and 2012, Joe Biden meddled in the U.S. elections to benefit none other than—you guessed it—Barack Obama,” Giuliani said. “Talk about a quid pro quo.”

[LongtimeAZDem]

1. :D

[Cha]

2. Lindsay Graham better get right on that, too!

[DENVERPOPS]

3. Of course he does

Right wing media needs a new pathological lie and soundbite to broadcast non stop......

Hang on people, it's gonna get a lot more malicious on their side in the next 12 months.........

[Scurrilous]

4. ...

[betsuni]

5. K&R

[UncleNoel]

6. this is disqualifying!

[Gothmog]

7. I love good satire