BREAKING: Woman who has absorbed decades of unhinged misogynist vitriol does not like one guy

[wyldwolf]

WASHINGTON D.C. — Following reports of Hillary Clinton’s strong criticisms of Bernie Sanders’ campaign and career, the nation has been staggered by the news that a woman who has endured 30 years of profound, untempered woman-hating rage from all corners of the globe, disapproves of one dude. “I just can’t understand why she’d feel the need to lash out,” said Bernice Vewlin of Cleveland, of a woman who, during the 2016 election, was routinely impersonated at rallies by lookalikes in cages at whom attendees could hurl abuse. “Can’t she see that this isn’t about her?”

“The Democratic Party needs to come together and rise above petty criticisms,” said Tom Quint of Charlotte about Clinton who, in 1997 was criticized for not being sexually alluring enough to prevent her husband from engaging in the infidelity that got him impeached. “Like, ever heard of taking the high ground?”

“Honestly, if you can’t just put your emotions aside and do the job [of being a retired politician] then why even bother to try?” Quint added, referring to a woman who wrote her LSAT exam through shouted accusations that her succeeding would result in her competitors getting drafted.

“I mean, come on,” said Leon Womip of Tulsa, Oklahoma, of Clinton, who has been routinely lambasted over decades for being inauthentic and guarded. “Does she think anybody cares what her real beliefs are—can’t she just think of what’s best for the party?”

“And why get mad at Bernie? It’s not like he benefited from this at all!” Womip added, referring to a centuries-long disgust for ambitious women that millions of Americans have fixated squarely onto Clinton.

Clinton, reached for comment, is reportedly horrified that you don’t like her anymore.

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2020/01/breaking-woman-who-has-absorbed-decades-of-unhinged-misogynist-vitriol-does-not-like-one-guy/

[knightmaar]

1. The Beaverton: Canada's "The Onion"

[SergeStorms]

9. I never heard of it until now.....

but it's a hoot! I now have it bookmarked for those times a laugh is needed, and that seems to be more frequently by the day. There's one single reason for that, and it's name is Donald Trump.

[MaryMagdaline]

2. Funny!

[SidDithers]

3. DU rec...

ain't it the truth.

Sid

[Collimator]

4. Scathing!

Do go on. Is Mrs. Clinton crying in an unattractive manner?

[ehrnst]

5. K&R...

[Autumn]

6. Who cares. Bernie will sleep just fine at night.

[BannonsLiver]

7. "Yay for misogyny!1!1"

“Push ‘em back! Push ‘em back! Waaaaay back! Go team!”







Btw, the Beaverton is a Canadian satire site.

[Autumn]

8. Rah rah ree, Kick 'em in the knee, Rah rah rass Kick 'em in the other knee!

On a good day Bernie's wife likes him, on any other day millions of us like him.

[58Sunliner]

13. The Bernie's wife who benefits financially from him?

[Autumn]

16. Yeah, that one. A lot of wives benefit financially from their husbands, marriage is a partnership.

[58Sunliner]

20. Sure they do.

[MH1]

19. Lots of people sleep well at night, who probably shouldn't.

I don't think that's really a good measure of character.

[Perseus]

10. The reality of it all is that Hillary did not have to say what she said

It does no good to the party, she is creating a division within the party, how can that be helpful? I have always been a huge fan of Hillary, so this is not coming from a misogynist or someone who has been against Hillary, I have always defended Hillary in conversations with the ignorant, but we have to recognize that her comments are going to create a division that may cost us dearly come November.

There are times when we can and should voice our opinions, but there are times when we serve our cause better by staying quiet.

[The Polack MSgt]

11. Perfect.

People getting so mad because Senator Clinton has a functioning memory.

Sad

[Cassidy]

12. Thank you for this. I laughed so hard that I cried.

[58Sunliner]

14. Spot on!

[NYMinute]

15. Hilarious !!

[Tarheel_Dem]

17. K&R

[peggysue2]

18. LOL!!

As I said elsewhere: Hillary Clinton has no more f*cks to give and I say hooray for that. Madame Secretary has earned the right to speak her mind, anytime, anywhere and on any subject she pleases.

People don't like it? Don't listen.

But it is curious, doncha think? That when HRC speaks, people always listen.