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Related: About this forumBLOOMBERG ENRAGES TRUMP BY BUYING GREENLAND
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)In an apparently successful attempt to get under the skin of Donald Trump, former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg has purchased Greenland from Denmark.
In an official statement released on Tuesday, the Prime Minister of Denmark, Mette Frederiksen, would not disclose the price that Bloomberg paid for Greenland but indicated that it was an all-cash offer. Mr. Bloomberg has a lot of money, Frederiksen added.
News of Bloombergs purchase of Greenland reportedly infuriated Trump, who immediately ordered his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, to make an offer to buy the Faroe Islands from Denmark. Within minutes, however, Denmark rebuffed Kushners bid. We do not believe Donald Trump is capable of running the Faroe Islands, Frederiksen said.
As for Bloomberg, his campaign released a brief statement about the historic purchase of the 836,330-square-mile landmass, saying only, Mike gets it done.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/bloomberg-enrages-trump-by-buying-greenland
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Gothmog
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DemocracyMouse
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primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden
customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)but at the heart of it is my belief that if the election comes down to a pissing match between two egotistical NYC billionaires who have had an on-again, off-again relationship over the years, we're the ones who are going to get the trickle-down.
There's an old African proverb that says, "When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers."
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carlvsam
(21 posts)The grass is on fire, and there is a lava flow approaching that will destroy everything.
Now which should I be more concerned about - the elephants, or the fire & lava?
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