Why is Tucker Carlson in Russia?

[UCmeNdc]

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[marble falls]

1. Getting a paycheck.

[Mike Nelson]

2. I just looked into my Crystal Ball...

... and saw the English word "M-O-N-E-Y" appear!

[viva la]

3. Carrying message of fealty from Trump.

[Botany]

4. Because he works for Putin as a chaos agent

The man is a dirt bag albeit a smart one. He knows what he is spreading are lies but
there is money to be made telling those who want to hear his crap such as V. President
Harris really isn’t talented or accomplished she just “fucked her way to the top.” *. Putin
likes Tucker’s in his way that he spreads social divisions in America.

*. I had a friend send me that story from Tucker’s “Daily Caller.” He believed it too.

[Ojerly]

5. Tuck You

He's probably house hunting for him and the Mango Manchurian Donnie. Both traitorous 💩 stains.

[Sneederbunk]

6. Sounds like a joke needing a punchline.