FINE PRINT on Trump's Latest Grift So DISTURBING - Against All Enemies

[Rhiannon12866]

Donald Trump’s is selling $60 “Trump-endorsed” bibles ahead of Easter, proving once again that his super-power is shamelessness. - 03/28/2024.

[tetedur]

1. God is so pleased that he finally has the endorsement of Donald Trump.

God can now proceed safe in the knowledge he has been proclaimed legitimate after all these years. At last, Trump's followers can proudly display their worship of God by carrying around this book while showing their superseding worship of Trump.

They must show the world their allegiance by sending in their $59.99 or perhaps $66.66 for tax, shipping and handling. If they don't, well then, their worship isn't real. Trump says so.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. I'd sooner expect that he'd burst into flames for breaking every one of the 10 Commandants each and every day!

[Seinan Sensei]

3. Guy dies and goes to heaven.

Guy walks through the Pearly Gates, and immediately sees an old man, wandering back-and-forth.
With a cat on his head.
Mumbling incoherently.
"Who's that?" asks the guy.
"Oh," says St Peter, "that's God. He thinks he's Trump."

[MagaSmash]

4. When a Demogogue commands millions of Stupids; Danger Follows.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

5. Does he charge $50 to sign a copy?

I am kind of surprised that he hasn't already thought of that grift.

[zanana1]

6. For an extra $50, he'll have God sign a copy.

[KS Toronado]

7. For $50 it'll be signed with a rubber stamp.