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[Rhiannon12866]

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Donald Trump seemed triggered by President Biden's moving address to the nation, Stephen bids a fond farewell to Colbrat, and a bizarre rumor about Trump's running mate is lighting up the internet.





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J.D. Vance Dogged By Weird Internet Rumor

The Associated Press reports that VP candidate J.D. Vance did not actually have sex with a couch, despite what people are saying on the internet.

[rampartc]

1. another lesson of trump

it doesn't matter what they say as long as they are saying your name

zsa zsa gabor had a similar attitude

i'm a little concerned that maybe this couch business is good for them in some mysterious way?

[Rhiannon12866]

2. To me it just sounds like more craziness, but not as dangerous for the country as their despicable plans.

This is not just the most important in our lifetimes, but in this country's 248 years and we have to win!

[rampartc]

10. take heart rhia. we are still standing before the gates of mordor.

but the sun rises in the east. biden is in his proper role as gandolf the white. and the new queen of the west is about the drop a coconut on those mofo s.

[Rhiannon12866]

13. Thanks so much! I do have faith that if anyone can handle all that's happening, it's Kamala Harris

As she's said, as a prosecutor she's handled TFG's "type" before - and she has thousands supporting her across the country including the most experienced, Joe Biden and now the Obamas.

[trusty elf]

3. "I'll show you where they have some nice furniture."

[Rhiannon12866]

5. LOL! The balloon is the perfect touch! Thank you, we needed the laugh!

[rampartc]

12. looks like he is pimping out sofas

must be where his vp met him.

[trusty elf]

6. ...

[Rhiannon12866]

9. LOL! This one is perfect!!! That shark could swallow him boat and all!!!

Please let him finally be toast, we've been waiting since 2015!

[trusty elf]

11. ...

[Fritz Walter]

7. That story about Vance...

...gives a whole new meaning to La-Z-Boy!


Thanks for posting these!

[Rhiannon12866]

8. You're more than welcome! With all the drama of the past week, we desperately needed some humor!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

14. Thank you for posting this