'We Cry Out To You!' Mike Johnson Delivers UNHINGED Prayer got God's Judgment After Anti-Gay Rant

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. Guy seems odd.

[Probatim]

3. Seems?

He's the guy you see on the street and you get between him and your kids.

[OAITW r.2.0]

5. If he acts like a cuck, and talks like a cuck,.....

[LastDemocratInSC]

11. Middle Eastern mythology and 10th century magical thinking can do that to a person.

[NCIndie]

14. I dunno. I'm not seeing it.

[GreenWave]

2. By chance did he get a first and last name of this deity?

[gab13by13]

4. I watched Steven King's The Mist

the other night, I forget a lot of the movie that I watched long ago.

Magat Mike reminds me of the Old Testament lady trapped in the grocery store spewing fire and brimstone.

[BOSSHOG]

6. If their religion must be adhered to

Then their tax exempt status must end. Then we, the real patriots and freedom lovers will find out what religious zealots really value. And lo and behold the lord told us to behave and submit to the deal of the state and retain our tax exemption. And the lord added, don’t you motherfuckers ever threaten that tax exemption again. Praise the collection plate.

[NCIndie]

15. Oh, yeah. Repubs are SO eager to pay taxes.

[Maraya1969]

7. From the text that he says he lives his life by

Matthew 6:1-34 ESV
“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. “And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. ...



Matthew 6 ESV
“And when you pray, do not heap up empty phrases as the Gentiles do, for they think that they will be heard for their many words.

[multigraincracker]

10. A Christian Nation would replace the

Ten Commandments with the Beatitudes on all monuments.

[2naSalit]

8. JFC!

What a sorry...

[multigraincracker]

9. Blessed are those that are persecuted

I’m my name….

When do we get a Jubilee year? Way passed do for a Christian Nation.

[madamesilverspurs]

12. Once more with feeling:

The more they tell us how holy they are, the less we believe they are.

And still they wonder why all those pews are emptying . . .


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[Vogon_Glory]

17. It's not just how you talk the talk, but how you walk the walk

The Religious Rightists who have chosen to follow Orange Julius have endorsed his policies of greed, hate and cruelty.

That’s hardly being Christian.

[AllaN01Bear]

20. like the pharasies .

[Vogon_Glory]

13. I concur that the US may have lost the Deity's favor but

I strongly disagree on the reasons. Both the Old and New Testaments have multiple passages about how righteous folk should treat children, the poor and immigrants and both the secular MAGA types and their Fundie buddies’ legislation and policy initiatives run counter to what is repeatedly and expressly written in the Bible.

I’m a believer and I suspect that the Big Guy (No, not what’s-his-name from Mar a Lago!) has noticed. And He’s pissed off.

[NCIndie]

16. Johnson is yet another dictatorial toad using religion as a blunt instrument

He bullies people by referring to them or their beliefs or their lifestyles as abominations. I loved the part where he prays that God will spare those people who so justly deserve severe punishment.

He says the most un-Christianlike things as a supplication to God.

The dude will be burning in Hell for his blasphemy. (I can see why this gets him off. Damning people is empowering)

[Midnight Writer]

18. He knows that according to this, His Divine Hand removed Trump from power, doesn't he?

He knows that God chose Biden to lead us into the future, right?

[MagaSmash]

19. JUST NO. There is a Separation of Church and State in America.

[ancianita]

21. His God doesn't answer the prayers of a twisted, ignorant, judgmental Christian like him.

And certainly no prayers performed in public.

Jesus said, "Ye judge after the flesh. I judge no man." John 8:15
Nor is the word homosexuality anywhere in any version of the Bible.
His prayer isn't prayer; it's made up pharisaic bullshit.