trump's Ear grows back pristine.

[MagaSmash]

Medical Report: trump required a band-aid.

[CurtEastPoint]

1. jfc he is ugly inside, out and all over.

[StClone]

3. Weirdly reptiles regenerate new parts wholly developed, like new

[stopdiggin]

2. I frankly don't believe this - - -(nt)-

[rampartc]

4. if i were to invent a product called "fake blood"

i could sell gallons of it to 'rasslemanias and hollywood studios. places trump knows nothing about.

i'm not real sure anyone died that day either, but something about trump makes my geese bump.

[3Hotdogs]

5. Ya see? There was this guy. And if he liked you and you had leprosy,

he would cure you and make you look like nothing had gone wrong. But ya had to be his favorite in the first place or he wouldn't do it.

[notemason]

6. Dr. Johnson

put some cannon-ball wound salve on it and cured that puppy right up