Kimmel: Trump Has "Bigger Crowds Than Elvis," Hasn't Read Melania's Book & JD Vance Has the Hots for Couches

[TexasTowelie]

Polls have been rolling out over the past few days and they all say different things, Trump went on Gutfeld to scream about the debate being rigged against him, he was in Uniondale, New York last night where he bragged about calling Melania to tell her about the size of the crowds, he said he has bigger crowds than Elvis, Melania’s new book is coming out and she has been releasing little videos with riddles to unfold, Trump admitted that he hasn’t read Melania’s book yet, Rudy Giuliani was at the rally as well to support Trump, JD Vance and Donny keep doubling down on this pet eating story, Jimmy talks to some constituents in the audience to hear about things they have to report, a young mayor from the Sunshine State unwittingly provides us with a new edition of “This Week in Florida,” and Three Ridiculous Questions with Chris Hemsworth.

[Rhiannon12866]

1. Good Grief! He's still depending on Rudy Giuliani for support?!

[TexasTowelie]

2. Two grifters eating bologna sandwiches in a jail cell together.

They deserve each other.

[Rhiannon12866]

3. I thought that Rudy was in too much legal trouble to appear anywhere, besides claiming bankrupcy

But I sure agree, these two unrepentant criminals truly deserve each other.

[PortTack]

4. Mary trump said kamala delivered a narcissistic blow to him that he will never recover....GREAT!

[msongs]

5. sounds practically actionable.....from ikea lol

[MagaSmash]

6. Mussonlini; and Hitler also had "Bigger crowds then Elvis"