Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 10/21/2024

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Trump Offers TMI About Arnold Palmer

Call the number if you want to hear more.

[trusty elf]

1. "immense masculine girth"

I might get in trouble for this one.....

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Oh, yikes! I can't believe that this is on the news or that the nation is talking about it

But, with TFG, that's the level that the country (and now us) has sunk to. Can you imagine any other former president coming out with such a statement?? Even Reagan and we know now that he also suffered from dementia.

[rampartd]

3. i've been in enough locker rooms

if someone stared at my penis i might think they were a bit weird.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. I can imagine, not to mention rude!

Is this another symptom of TFG's dementia - no off switch?

[enigmania]

5. The Drump

that continues to afflict us has always been plastic, shallow, inept, tacky, and laughable. He's now descended to pure vile.