Trump Sends Ted Cruz to Make a Deal.. Regrets It Immediately - Rebel HQ

[TexasTowelie]

Ted Cruz is carrying out Trump’s long-standing obsession with acquiring Greenland, but Denmark isn’t having it. The senator even told Danish officials, “Everything’s for sale,” as he pushed for U.S. control over the Arctic territory. Now, the backlash is growing as experts warn this is all about imperial power and resource control—not national security.

[johnnyfins]

1. Did lyin Ted have to physically GO to

Greenland? I hear he prefers the warmth of Cancun.

[twodogsbarking]

4. Trump lied and told him he was going to Mexico.

[ChazInAz]

11. I wonder how long it took Ted to notice?

[twodogsbarking]

13. Not until the cocaine wore off.

[sop]

2. Denmark consistently ranks (#2) as the "happiest country," the US isn't even in the top 20.

Why would happy people want to be unhappy?

[marble falls]

3. I think Cruz should continue on negotiating. He's doing more to prevent US seizure than just about anyone else.

[Martin Eden]

5. Ted Cruz looks sad

Probably because he lost the title of Most Loathsome person in our government to the orange sociopath.

[NoMoreRepugs]

6. Sending an unserious sycophant is a good plan Mr VonSchitzInPants.

[KS Toronado]

7. I don't believe Greenlanders are looking forward to

higher taxes, less healthcare, no social safety net, or Fascism with a King for life that lies.

[JustAnotherGen]

8. They should change their name to Blackland

Join the African Union - and I guarantee the MagaPublicans will drop this dumb ass idea.

[Mr.Bee]

9. Fossil Fuel

It's not about strategic bases, it's about oil.
They weren't satisfied drilling in Artic,
They weren't satisfied with tar sands,
now they want to drill in Greenland,
oil reserves underground.
Don't be fooled.

[Paladin]

10. I wouldn't entrust Cruz with buying me a six-pack of beer.

Much less anything regarding high-level international relations. Any president who thinks Cruz can persuade Greenland to become the 51st state is a president who can be defeated.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

14. The BEST remark!

I wouldn't entrust Cruz with buying me a six-pack of beer.

LOL!!! Paladin!

[Paladin]

15. You're gonna spoil me, some of us are sane. (nt)

[mgardener]

12. Ted Cruz is representing a mob boss.

Ted Cruz is a DOLT.