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My aircraft is full of eels... 2 PoliticAverse Mar 2017 Mar 2017 1 1925

Rooster 1, drunk tourist 0: Man tries to run down rooster, crashes golf cart instead 2 TexasTowelie Mar 2017 Mar 2017 2 1887

Jesus and escalators don't mix. 4 Kaleva Mar 2017 Mar 2017 6 2234

Gwyneth Paltrow's jade egg shaped rock for the vagina 3 Kaleva Mar 2017 Mar 2017 3 4211

Glory Hole brings curious visitors to Whiskeytown Lake 10 47of74 Feb 2017 Mar 2017 1 3509

Old mold from penicillin discoverer auctioned for $14,617 0 TexasTowelie Mar 2017 Mar 2017 2 1988

This is weird 6 HAB911 Feb 2017 Feb 2017 0 2778

Spotify Australia Claims This Song Is The Number One Sex Song 5 Initech Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 2136

Japanese app helps workers find open toilets -- and employers track bathroom time 2 TexasTowelie Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 2523

Bull Escapes From Slaughterhouse, Leads Police Chase Through NYC,,,,(Queens) 1 Stuart G Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 2134

Australian micronation acquires new king 0 shenmue Feb 2017 Feb 2017 2 1793

Want to improve the appearance and sex appeal of your testicles? 13 Kaleva Feb 2017 Feb 2017 2 3647

Oops: USTA plays Nazi-era German anthem at tournament 4 shenmue Feb 2017 Feb 2017 2 2584

Texas lawmaker wants to end emoji mix-ups with Chilean flag 1 Eugene Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 2072

Burger King Isreal Offers "Adult Meals" With Sex Toys For Valentine's Day 4 Initech Feb 2017 Feb 2017 2 2319

William Shatner may see Tampa man in court over paternity claim 3 HAB911 Feb 2017 Feb 2017 2 2172

2-ton cement ball at Target rolls through parking lot, damaging car 8 UrbScotty Feb 2017 Feb 2017 3 2980

Surgeons remove live cockroach from inside woman's skull 5 UrbScotty Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 2655

Texas man's obit blasts him as possessing 'no redeeming qualities' (SFGate/Houston Chronicle) 6 eppur_se_muova Feb 2017 Feb 2017 8 2658

Chocolate fair in Belgium: clothing you can eat 4 shenmue Feb 2017 Feb 2017 3 1935

PA: deer busts into a shop 2 shenmue Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 1912

50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches (BBC) 5 eppur_se_muova Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 2170

Louisiana man gets stuck in chimney, then arrested for 77th time 2 47of74 Feb 2017 Feb 2017 1 1942

Harambe-shaped Cheeto sells for nearly $100K 3 HAB911 Feb 2017 Feb 2017 2 2424

Fla. man hacks bank, tries to steal $7 billion because Jesus wanted him to, officials say 2 muriel_volestrangler Feb 2017 Feb 2017 3 1922

Sick Cat Finds The Help He Needs After Breaking Into Apartment 2 Bill USA Feb 2017 Feb 2017 15 2458

San Jose City Council Member Sworn In Holding Captain America's Shield 1 Initech Feb 2017 Feb 2017 4 2031

You know what state pastor runs out of apartment naked 0 47of74 Feb 2017 Feb 2017 8 2213

Kiribati mulls plan to restore Russian monarchy 1 shenmue Jan 2017 Jan 2017 1 1838

Judicial branch explainer missing from WH site 0 appleannie1943 Jan 2017 Jan 2017 3 2329

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Hey genius, if you're transporting drugs, make sure you car is in good operating condition first 3 47of74 Jan 2017 Jan 2017 1 2478

Drinking counterfeit bath lotion kills at least 48 in Russia 4 Kaleva Jan 2017 Jan 2017 2 2097

Japan to implement standard symbols for high-tech commodes 0 shenmue Jan 2017 Jan 2017 2 1754

West Virginia Man tried to sell stolen work tools back to his boss 1 47of74 Jan 2017 Jan 2017 2 2219

Girl Held At Gunpoint Refused To Give Up Chicken McNugget, Police Say 0 Stuart G Jan 2017 Jan 2017 0 1657

Alexa gone wild 1 47of74 Jan 2017 Jan 2017 1 4783

And guess where the first drive through rage arrest of 2017 took place. 0 47of74 Jan 2017 Jan 2017 3 3100

Wisconsin man belly flopped on to police car, breaking windshield. 3 47of74 Jan 2017 Jan 2017 0 2177

Frozen: baseball legend ted williams 1 zippythepinhead Dec 2016 Dec 2016 0 3087

Christmas service had the wrong Hail Mary printed. 1 47of74 Dec 2016 Dec 2016 0 2822

(You Know Which State) Dumb Criminals: Fleeing burglars hop fence into police parking lot 0 UrbScotty Dec 2016 Dec 2016 1 1828

Peak Canada has been achieved: Alberta man drives zamboni through drive through 2 47of74 Dec 2016 Dec 2016 2 1596

Pie survives trip into space 2 shenmue Dec 2016 Dec 2016 2 1616

Missouri: snowman stabbed 8 shenmue Dec 2016 Dec 2016 4 4298

TNT in Florida cut from news of Craig Sager's passing to ad for midget stripper 0 47of74 Dec 2016 Dec 2016 0 1693

Nor Cal Embezzler Spends $1 Million On Cell Phone Game 0 Initech Dec 2016 Dec 2016 0 1928

Canada: if a moose licks your car... 1 shenmue Dec 2016 Dec 2016 3 3120

Mouse-sized buildings pop up in Sweden 0 shenmue Dec 2016 Dec 2016 5 2147

Florida pizzeria unveils gold and caviar pie to celebrate Donald Trump 1 Tony_FLADEM Dec 2016 Dec 2016 1 2143

(You Know What State) Woman, 32, Arrested For Distributing Naked Photos Of Her Ex-Husband 4 47of74 Nov 2016 Dec 2016 3 1705

Doctors Remove Wedding Ring From Mans Penis 5 47of74 Nov 2016 Dec 2016 1 1985

EAVESDROPPING EMPLOYERS : A TWENTY FIRST CENTURY FRAMEWORK FOR EMPLOYEE MONITORING ABSTRACT 1 Jeffersons Ghost Dec 2016 Dec 2016 0 2067

Landlord Allegedly Caught On Camera Having Sex In Tenants Bedroom 1 left-of-center2012 Dec 2016 Dec 2016 2 1831

WOMEN DON'T NEED TAMPONS, THEY SHOULD “JUST HOLD THEIR BLADDERS” 8 Stonepounder Nov 2016 Dec 2016 1 2945

Florida Mall Santa Fired After Telling Kids Hillary Clinton Is On Naughty List 2 Initech Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 2043

Russian officials create Santa letter template 0 shenmue Nov 2016 Nov 2016 1 1549

Will there be a rate hike today or will there not? 0 rug Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 1217

Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Man Arrested for Demanding Car, Claiming He's Jesus 0 Initech Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 1653

Segways and selfies: It's the hipster nativity 0 UrbScotty Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 2135

Watch out USA -- Scottish haggis could be on its way (CNNMoney) 1 eppur_se_muova Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 2184

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Wally World dirt bike prank lands brothers in jail. 0 47of74 Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 2763

Politician Who Criticized Squirrels Gets Attacked By Squirrel 0 Initech Nov 2016 Nov 2016 1 1660

French heir finds 3.7m gold hoard underneath furniture in house (BBC) 0 eppur_se_muova Nov 2016 Nov 2016 2 2222

(You KNOW what state) Man Used 7-Eleven Cooler As A Bathroom 4 47of74 Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 1748

'Monkey attack' on girl sparks deadly clan clashes in Libya 0 left-of-center2012 Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 1512

Beaver Police arrest woman who tried to offer sex for 50 and some nachos. 1 47of74 Nov 2016 Nov 2016 1 1619

Change of Toblerone candy shape provokes public ire 0 shenmue Nov 2016 Nov 2016 1 1707

Woman ran over her estranged husband, crashed her car on a nearby bridge and jumped to her death 1 dixiegrrrrl Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 1593

Cop Fired for giving Fecal Sandwhich to Homeless Man...(yes a real s**t sandwhich)(no, not made up) 3 Stuart G Nov 2016 Nov 2016 1 1875

Naked Florida man drove around with wires attached to penis 2 47of74 Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 1668

911 caller: At least three injured in squirrel attack at Deltona senior living facility 0 PoliticAverse Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 1920

An oldie but a goodie from 2002 - Court refuses trial by combat 0 47of74 Nov 2016 Nov 2016 1 1581

Ex-inmate claims he was 'sex slave' to female prison counselor 2 Stuart G Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 2131

Police: Woman rams squad car while taking topless selfie 1 jakeXT Oct 2016 Nov 2016 0 1410

Suggestive costume at Trunk or Treat event prompts outrage from village residents 1 UrbScotty Nov 2016 Nov 2016 0 2068

Patient burned when laser ignites fart 4 left-of-center2012 Oct 2016 Nov 2016 2 2076

Dumb Criminals: Arizona Man In High Speed Persuit Stops At In-N-Out 4 Initech Oct 2016 Nov 2016 0 1919

Japan: lucky rooster is the hit of zoo in Osaka 0 shenmue Nov 2016 Nov 2016 1 1898

Man injured after friend shot fridge full of explosives 10 47of74 Oct 2016 Oct 2016 2 2575

Driver Leaves Angry Note On Fellow Driver's Car 1 Initech Oct 2016 Oct 2016 0 2811

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