Stepien-nuts roasting on an open fire

Spite's cost nipping at your nose

Fool-time carols being sung by some hire

With your folks messed up by Covid woes


Everybody knows a Big Mac and some Adderall

Help to make your speech a blight

Tiny hands with fists in a ball

Will find it hard to tweet tonight


You know that Biden's on his way

He's got Harris with him to save the day

And even Mother's Mike is going to cry

To see that women can really fly.


And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To kids from 1 to 92

Although it's been said many times, many ways

Happy Biden-Harris days to you.


Although it's been said many times, many ways

HAPPY BIDEN-HARRIS DAYS TO YOU!