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March 5, 2017

"I'm dying if I ain't lying!" . . . Please come CAPTION Mark Levin!!!

Mark ("Not a word of truth in thirty years, but who's counting?&quot

Levin is saying: "You heard me right, guys, it's a hard cold fact that Obama was wire-tapping Trump. We've got him cold. . . . We know how he got around FISA. . . . We know how he recruited rogue agents (he calls them 'off the books'). . . . We also know he had an entire cabal of 'off the books' intelligence agents, civil service moles, and bureaucratic hyenas spying on and now impeding President Trump. . . . But to answer your first question, . . . no, we don't exactly have any evidence just yet. . . . But you just wait!!!!"

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Above CAPTION based on the Fox news clip at Crooks & Liars:

http://crooksandliars.com/2017/03/mark-levin-admits-he-has-no-proof-obama

March 5, 2017

"The only difference between truth and fiction are words. Big deal." Come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

PresiDented Donald ("Even my hemorrhoids are great!&quot

Trump is saying: "I am absolutely not trying to water down investigations into my campaign's relationship with Russia (which would be entirely legal, by the way), by demanding that the House and Senate also investigate Obama's diabolical, pathetic and criminally evil wiretap plot, which is far more serious! . . . A danger to democracy even!!! . . . I just want a level playing field. . . . What's so wrong with that?"

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Above CAPTION based on the following Politico story:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/trump-opens-sunday-with-more-digs-on-twitter-235693

March 2, 2017

Where "Beauregard" becomes "Number 3480134." . . . Please come CAPTION Jeff Sessons!!!!

Jeff (Letter of the Law) Sessions is saying: " . . . but I'm not 'weaseling out' of anything! . . . To lie, you have to intend to lie. . . . You gotta think about it, . . .plan to do it, . . . wait for precisely the right moment, . . . then flat out go for it!. . . . What I said was spur of the moment. . . . How is that trying to 'weasel out' of anything?"

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Above CAPTION based on the following Washington Post story:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/03/02/jeff-sessionss-denials-of-contact-with-russians-are-falling-apart-quickly/?utm_term=.70bfb9e36065

March 1, 2017

"Who's boss now, spud?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald ("Losers smell like rotting cabbage&quot

Trump is saying: "Listen, you little chinless bastard, starting tomorrow, I'm going to sh*t and you're going to eat it. . . . We're doing things my way, got it? . . . . Get yourself a big spoon."

March 1, 2017

"God needed a Bible. I only need 140 characters!" . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

Donald ("I've got your back . . . in your dreams&quot

Trump is saying: "And the low-point so far he was the night Ryan Owens, the heroic Navy Seal, was killed in action. And I'm not saying that just because his death disturbed me so much my tweets that night were second rate . . . at best . . . I must admit. . . . But because it was a tragedy to lose such a hero. The nation mourns. . . . Anyway, just so you know, my Tweets got better the next day, so . . . "

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

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