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June 14, 2012

Thursday begins with a W. Please come CAPTION ol' Numbnuts!!!!!

W. is saying: "Paw was always right, Judith. . . . He said, Listen, shit for brains, since you ain't got the good sense to do something right, the best thing to do is just smile. Smile long and hard. Think of something funny like that time Jeb was caught tossing off on the dining room table when we switched on the lights for his surprise birthday party. . . . Damn, that one's kept me going for decades!"

June 12, 2012

Rooster Raises Heaven Again. Please come CAPTION Ann (burning with fake rage) Coulter:

Ann (leaching mind's marrow for over 15 years) Coulter is saying: "Everybody accuses me of hyperbole for some reason, but trust what I'm telling you: these leaks came from the President himself in order to undermine America. . . . Obama makes Benedict Arnold seem like a naughty schoolboy!!!"

June 8, 2012

Fire up a Friday! Please come CAPTION the Mitt-ster!!!!

Mitt (I never knew a stance I didn't take) Romney is saying, "Listen, . . . it was no big deal. . . . I pretended to be a cop and they pretended to be surprised to be pulled over . . . and then shocked at what I pretended to make them do. . . . It was all a game . . . They even pretended to be victims and demanded money to keep quiet. . . . Even my dad pretended to be really, really pissed."

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).

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