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September 8, 2013
Ted ("Drunk with stupidity"
Cruz is saying: "Only a fool would bring politics up at a time like this, George. . . . The vote on weather or not to attack Syria will be the most important one that many of my colleagues will ever have to face. . . . But let me say this, if he does attack without congressional approval, he will be demonstrating once more the arrogant disregard of the American people that we've seen time after time, in Benghazi, with Obamacare, at the IRS, with so-called emergency appointments, by arming drug cartels, in supporting the Arab Spring, etc., etc., and he should be immediately impeached!"
The language of the rut. . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!!
Ted ("Drunk with stupidity"
Cruz is saying: "Only a fool would bring politics up at a time like this, George. . . . The vote on weather or not to attack Syria will be the most important one that many of my colleagues will ever have to face. . . . But let me say this, if he does attack without congressional approval, he will be demonstrating once more the arrogant disregard of the American people that we've seen time after time, in Benghazi, with Obamacare, at the IRS, with so-called emergency appointments, by arming drug cartels, in supporting the Arab Spring, etc., etc., and he should be immediately impeached!"
September 8, 2013
Howard ("Who am I today?" Kurtz is saying, "I did a lengthy analysis and it just so happens that of all the major news outlets, and I'm including papers and national blogs, only Fox News and Drudge got the story right! . . . Who would have guessed?"
Trading in his stripes for spots. . . . Please come CAPTION Howard Kurtz.
Howard ("Who am I today?"
Kurtz is saying, "I did a lengthy analysis and it just so happens that of all the major news outlets, and I'm including papers and national blogs, only Fox News and Drudge got the story right! . . . Who would have guessed?"
September 7, 2013
Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims, Chapter One, page 1.:
Rush Revere had been raised on The Bible and clean laundry. He never tried to stick his foot in his mouth, and he didn't tickle other boys. One bright morning at the groaning table, Rush asked his dimpled mother, "Why do the other kids make fun of me all the time?"
Mrs. Revere looked kindly down at her son and said, "Because they're jealous of you always being right."
Cute, chunky Rush then asked, "May I please have some more corporal punishment? . . . Please??"
Mrs. Revere slowly spread he hands over her wide belly beneath the apron and replied, "Finish your breakfast first dear. There's three platefuls of sausage left and two dozen hardboiled eggs, beside the tub of oatmeal. . . . Your father will be down soon."
Plump as Puddin' Rush was overjoyed. "Maybe he'll use the heft-mallet this time!"
Chuckling, Mrs. Revere quipped, "You can never tell, dear."
No head? No Heart? No problem! Please come PROVIDE A READING FROM Rush Limbaugh's tome!!!
Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims, Chapter One, page 1.:
Rush Revere had been raised on The Bible and clean laundry. He never tried to stick his foot in his mouth, and he didn't tickle other boys. One bright morning at the groaning table, Rush asked his dimpled mother, "Why do the other kids make fun of me all the time?"
Mrs. Revere looked kindly down at her son and said, "Because they're jealous of you always being right."
Cute, chunky Rush then asked, "May I please have some more corporal punishment? . . . Please??"
Mrs. Revere slowly spread he hands over her wide belly beneath the apron and replied, "Finish your breakfast first dear. There's three platefuls of sausage left and two dozen hardboiled eggs, beside the tub of oatmeal. . . . Your father will be down soon."
Plump as Puddin' Rush was overjoyed. "Maybe he'll use the heft-mallet this time!"
Chuckling, Mrs. Revere quipped, "You can never tell, dear."
September 7, 2013
Glenn ("Parsing the hair floating on a fart from a flea's ass" Beck is saying: "Listen, even you bozos at The New York Times Magazine should be able to figure this out. . . . I never, not once, called for Obama's impeachment!!! . . . Not even close . . . Calling for a special counsel to explore the possibility of impeaching Obama over his handling, or rather not handling, of the Benghazi affair is not, I repeat not, calling for his impeachment!!! . . . . Neither is demanding his impeachment for orchestrating the Boston bombings! . . . Or telling the Tea Party that impeachment doesn't go far enough! . . . They're not even close! . . . You guys the guts to print that?"
Flatulent is as flatulent does. Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!
Glenn ("Parsing the hair floating on a fart from a flea's ass"
Beck is saying: "Listen, even you bozos at The New York Times Magazine should be able to figure this out. . . . I never, not once, called for Obama's impeachment!!! . . . Not even close . . . Calling for a special counsel to explore the possibility of impeaching Obama over his handling, or rather not handling, of the Benghazi affair is not, I repeat not, calling for his impeachment!!! . . . . Neither is demanding his impeachment for orchestrating the Boston bombings! . . . Or telling the Tea Party that impeachment doesn't go far enough! . . . They're not even close! . . . You guys the guts to print that?"
September 6, 2013
Steve (never-one-for-sustained-cognition) Doocy is saying: "They were forced to close just because they refused to bake a wedding cake for a lesbian couple! . . . Just how is this a free country if they can't deny others their rights?, . . . especially peoples' whose lifestyle offends them? . . . Call that liberty???? . . . Next, the government will force small businesses to cater to man-and-cow weddings, or in serve man-and-piglet dinners in restaurants!!! . . . Disgusting! . . . And maybe they'll have to let them do it . . . right there . . . in front of Mom and Dad and little Suzy! . . . Call that freedom? . . . You bet!!"
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Link to actual story at Media Matters:
http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/09/04/fox-amp-friends-are-we-a-free-country-if-busine/195717
Remember to take out the garbage. . . . Then please come CAPTION Steve Doocy!!!
Steve (never-one-for-sustained-cognition) Doocy is saying: "They were forced to close just because they refused to bake a wedding cake for a lesbian couple! . . . Just how is this a free country if they can't deny others their rights?, . . . especially peoples' whose lifestyle offends them? . . . Call that liberty???? . . . Next, the government will force small businesses to cater to man-and-cow weddings, or in serve man-and-piglet dinners in restaurants!!! . . . Disgusting! . . . And maybe they'll have to let them do it . . . right there . . . in front of Mom and Dad and little Suzy! . . . Call that freedom? . . . You bet!!"
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Link to actual story at Media Matters:
http://mediamatters.org/blog/2013/09/04/fox-amp-friends-are-we-a-free-country-if-busine/195717
September 5, 2013
Rush ("When I take a dump, I take a dump!" Limbaugh is saying: " . . . and the Republicans are primarily scared because of his race, ladies and gentlemen. . . . They're afraid of being called the r-word. . . . They're afraid that if they say Obama and his thugs (you know who they are) have taken over the White House, indeed, the entire executive branch!, with their getto morals, jive-*ss values, and drive-by politics, that they'll be called racists! . . . Imagine!!!"
The dark rush to the bottom. . . . Please come CAPTION Limbaugh!!!
Rush ("When I take a dump, I take a dump!"
Limbaugh is saying: " . . . and the Republicans are primarily scared because of his race, ladies and gentlemen. . . . They're afraid of being called the r-word. . . . They're afraid that if they say Obama and his thugs (you know who they are) have taken over the White House, indeed, the entire executive branch!, with their getto morals, jive-*ss values, and drive-by politics, that they'll be called racists! . . . Imagine!!!"
September 4, 2013
"I'll see your lie and raise you two disseminations, one falsehood, and three baseless innuendos."
September 4, 2013
Judge Andrew ("I wanted to be a mob lawyer, but they said they couldn't stand my dupicities" Napolitano is saying: "You're absolutely right, Sean; I had sharply criticized Obama for not seeking Congressional approval before attacking Syria. . . . It showed him to be both arrogant and impulsive! . . . .But that was almost a week ago. . . . The fact that he is now seeking that approval when he clearly doesn't need it under the law, indicates that he is cowardly and indecisive. . . There's a big difference!!! . . . See?"
The square root of minus-impossible-one. . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Judge Napolitano!!!
Judge Andrew ("I wanted to be a mob lawyer, but they said they couldn't stand my dupicities"
Napolitano is saying: "You're absolutely right, Sean; I had sharply criticized Obama for not seeking Congressional approval before attacking Syria. . . . It showed him to be both arrogant and impulsive! . . . .But that was almost a week ago. . . . The fact that he is now seeking that approval when he clearly doesn't need it under the law, indicates that he is cowardly and indecisive. . . There's a big difference!!! . . . See?"
September 3, 2013
Ted ("What's wrong? . . . I don't smell anything!" Cruz is saying, "The trouble with these wishy-washy, left-leaning Republicans, so-called, is that they don't love their country enough to shut it down! . . . Imagine! . . . They want to divide us! . . Listen to their rhetoric!! . . . They call me crazy. . . They call me a bomb-throwing ideologue. . . . The reincarnation of Joe McCarthy. . . . They call me all sorts of things. . . . . Maybe so the Democrats will win the next cycle of elections. . . . I don't know. . . . All I know is that I'm a uniter, not a divider... . . And these cowardly, whining lapdogs of the administration, Republicans-in-name-only, pork-barrel flower sniffers and club-house polo watchers, poetry reading, horse-dancing ninnies, and so on had better get with it!!!"
Animated roadkill on the loose! . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!
Ted ("What's wrong? . . . I don't smell anything!"
Cruz is saying, "The trouble with these wishy-washy, left-leaning Republicans, so-called, is that they don't love their country enough to shut it down! . . . Imagine! . . . They want to divide us! . . Listen to their rhetoric!! . . . They call me crazy. . . They call me a bomb-throwing ideologue. . . . The reincarnation of Joe McCarthy. . . . They call me all sorts of things. . . . . Maybe so the Democrats will win the next cycle of elections. . . . I don't know. . . . All I know is that I'm a uniter, not a divider... . . And these cowardly, whining lapdogs of the administration, Republicans-in-name-only, pork-barrel flower sniffers and club-house polo watchers, poetry reading, horse-dancing ninnies, and so on had better get with it!!!"
September 2, 2013
Jerome ("The Mother-of-All-Conspiracy-Theories will come out in a just a couple days. You won't be able to believe it!" Corsi is saying: "I'm here to tell you sex is not about fun! . . . Who knows better than me??? "
The laborious for a Labor Day. Please come CAPTION "Where's the birth certificate?" Jerome Corsi.
Jerome ("The Mother-of-All-Conspiracy-Theories will come out in a just a couple days. You won't be able to believe it!"
Corsi is saying: "I'm here to tell you sex is not about fun! . . . Who knows better than me??? "
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