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August 2, 2014

"Where was Obama while our people were being killed in Benghazi???" Come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!!!



Sean (The Stump of an Intellect) Hannity is saying: "What's wrong with this picture?" as the screen shifts to the picture below. "I'll tell you what's wrong it's fake! It's filled with lies! . . . The White House just released it in response to speculation that Obama was elsewhere (some think he was even at a mosque praying to his beloved Allah) on the night of Benghazi. . . . The photo presumably is of Obama being briefed on that night, September 11th. (It's hard to forget that tragic date.) . . . But the picture was actually taken 10 nights before. . . . It's so obvious and incompetent. . . . Just like everything else out of this White House. . . . Here's how you can tell. . . Our experts blew up the picture so we could tell what Biden was holding. . . . Guess what: it's the receipt for a sex-shop he visited dated September FIRST! . . . Take my word for it. . . . Furthermore, if you look closely, the red folder the advisor is holding is labeled 'For a good time call . . . ' I know it sounds incredible, but you'll just have to believe me on this one . . . And if you read the speaking advisor's lips, you'll realize he's ticking off ways of spreading scandalous lies about Fox News!!! . . . These guys defy all imagination! "


August 1, 2014

"Here's how I get off!" Please come CAPTION Fox's contributor, Michael Scheuer!!!





Michael Scheuer is saying: "My critics are lying, Lou. . . . I didn't call for Obama's assassination. . . . Far from it, in fact. . . . I wrote that the people have a duty, not just a right, to assassinate a bad and dangerous leader. It would be criminal to let such a malevolent person live. . . .That's just theory. . . . I didn't mention a word about Obama until the next paragraph when I pointed out he was clearly a bad and dangerous leader. . . . If some misguided liberals want make false inferences from that, well . . . that's their problem! . . Actually, it just shows how twisted they are!"


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The above CAPTION is based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/01/03/foxs-benghazi-expert-endorsed-assassinating-oba/197411
August 1, 2014

"A lie in the hand is worth two truths in the bush." Please come CAPTION Fox's Catherine Herridge!!!




Fox's Catherine ("Never too late to disseminate&quot Herridge is saying, " . . . in fact, it turns out Bret, that Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State removed all security details from Benghazi just three hours before the terrorist attack. She had ordered them to attend a party on the other side of town at the same time she was sending mysterious and cryptic messages to several Libyan civilian groups. . . . We still don't know what that's about but the House Committee is sure to find out."


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The above CAPTION is loosely based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/research/2014/07/31/warning-this-debunked-benghazi-myth-is-back-on/200285
August 1, 2014

The Extinction Parade. Please come CAPTION Sen. Jim Inholf!!



Sen. Jim (Water Runs Uphill) Inhofe is saying: "Listen, wise-guy, I don't care how many stinking degrees you have or how many hours in the lab you've logged, because I'm the ranking minority member on the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works, and I was even the Chairman for four years! . . . That shows I'm smarter than a scientists, 'cause they answer to me. . . . And I say, 'Of course, there's climate change! . . . And Almighty God invented it! . . . It's called the four seasons, dumbass!!'"

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About skip fox

I am retired, now a professor emeritus at University of Louisiana at Lafayette, where I taught in the English department for 37 years. I've written 4 chapbooks and 5 full-sized books (all listed as poetry though many include other genres as well), including _Sheer Indefinite: Selected Poems, 1991-2012 (Univ. of New Orleans Press, 2012). I've also written a 500+ page bibliography of three contemporary poets: Robert Creeley, Ed Dorn, and Robert Duncan. I am writing now, both fiction and poetry, more now than ever. My first vote for President of the United States was for Dick Gregory in 1968 (Bowling Green, Ohio). Favorite quote: "It's easy to be an idealist if you don't have to mind the evidence, but no one said it was supposed to be easy" (Richard LaPauvre).
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