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September 12, 2016
Donald ("I would have jumped the hijackers"
Trump is saying: "Sure 9/11 was bad. . . . It was terrible. . . . But that afternoon my building, 40 Wall Street, became the tallest building in downtown Manhattan. . . . I mean, I don't want to minimize the importance of 9/11, but to have the tallest building in New York . . . ! Wow. Just imagine!"
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Above CAPTION based on an interview with the Donald on 9/11 as told by Huffington Post based on a Politico story and with a link to a brief portion of the interview:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-9-11-bragged-towers_us_57d58b91e4b03d2d459aee98?section=&
What good is war? Let me count the ways." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("I would have jumped the hijackers"
Trump is saying: "Sure 9/11 was bad. . . . It was terrible. . . . But that afternoon my building, 40 Wall Street, became the tallest building in downtown Manhattan. . . . I mean, I don't want to minimize the importance of 9/11, but to have the tallest building in New York . . . ! Wow. Just imagine!"
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Above CAPTION based on an interview with the Donald on 9/11 as told by Huffington Post based on a Politico story and with a link to a brief portion of the interview:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-9-11-bragged-towers_us_57d58b91e4b03d2d459aee98?section=&
September 11, 2016
Robert ("If Christ was alive today, he'd be worth billions!" Jeffress is saying: "I'd go even further and say that it is absolutely anti-Christian to refuse to vote for Donald Trump because of Christian values!. . . . Why, such so-called Christians are actually Satan's little helpers and they will someday burn in Hell. . . . Imagine, refusing to vote for Trump because of Christian values! . . . Who ever heard of such a thing?"
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Above CAPTION based on the following News Hounds story:
http://www.newshounds.us/fox_s_pastor_jeffress_attacks_namby_pamby_panty_waisted_christians_not_voting_trump_moral_principle_090916
"What do Christian values have to do with the election?" Come CAPTION Pastor Robert Jeffress!!!!
Robert ("If Christ was alive today, he'd be worth billions!"
Jeffress is saying: "I'd go even further and say that it is absolutely anti-Christian to refuse to vote for Donald Trump because of Christian values!. . . . Why, such so-called Christians are actually Satan's little helpers and they will someday burn in Hell. . . . Imagine, refusing to vote for Trump because of Christian values! . . . Who ever heard of such a thing?"
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Above CAPTION based on the following News Hounds story:
http://www.newshounds.us/fox_s_pastor_jeffress_attacks_namby_pamby_panty_waisted_christians_not_voting_trump_moral_principle_090916
September 10, 2016
Donald ("I once almost had compassion for somebody" Trump is saying: "A lot of commentators like to call me 'clueless,' but that's just because I look at things through my own, original point of view. . . . For instance, everybody says war is bad, but I love war. . . . I think it's great! . . . Just how is that clueless? . . . And about Ebola . . . ."
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Above CAPTION based on the following DU posting:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028154393
"I'll try to make this simple for you." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("I once almost had compassion for somebody"
Trump is saying: "A lot of commentators like to call me 'clueless,' but that's just because I look at things through my own, original point of view. . . . For instance, everybody says war is bad, but I love war. . . . I think it's great! . . . Just how is that clueless? . . . And about Ebola . . . ."
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Above CAPTION based on the following DU posting:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028154393
September 8, 2016
Donald ("If I was black, I'd beat the crap outta myself" Trump is saying, " . . . and I'll say it again, Matt, I know more than all the generals put together. . . . Look at the 88 generals who signed a letter in my support. . . . They as good as said I know more than all of them too. . . . I mean that's a great endorsement, fantastic, the best! . . . They know nothing! . . . And it's only because the miserable press won't report it that I don't get all the credit. . . . Furthermore, . . ."
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Above CAPTION based on an answer Trump gave to Matt Lauer 9.7.16 as linked at Huffington Post:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-generals-rubble-obama_us_57d0d2dae4b03d2d45986c23
"What could generals possibly know anyway?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!
Donald ("If I was black, I'd beat the crap outta myself"
Trump is saying, " . . . and I'll say it again, Matt, I know more than all the generals put together. . . . Look at the 88 generals who signed a letter in my support. . . . They as good as said I know more than all of them too. . . . I mean that's a great endorsement, fantastic, the best! . . . They know nothing! . . . And it's only because the miserable press won't report it that I don't get all the credit. . . . Furthermore, . . ."
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Above CAPTION based on an answer Trump gave to Matt Lauer 9.7.16 as linked at Huffington Post:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-generals-rubble-obama_us_57d0d2dae4b03d2d45986c23
September 6, 2016
Greta Van ("Where's my kit?" Susteren is thinking: "Damn Fox! . . . They can me after taking everything I had: they stripped away any vestige I yet had of dignity, they flushed my credibility down the toilet, they destroyed any belief of mine about truth and honor, . . . and to top it off, Ailes even never once made the slightest pass at me!!! . . . Damn Fox all to Hell!!!"
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Above CAPTION bases in reports of Susteren's sudden departure from Fox as reported by The Hill:
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/294570-greta-van-susteren-to-leave-fox
"D*mn Fox all to Hell!" . . . Please come CAPTION Greta Van Susteren!!!!!
Greta Van ("Where's my kit?"
Susteren is thinking: "Damn Fox! . . . They can me after taking everything I had: they stripped away any vestige I yet had of dignity, they flushed my credibility down the toilet, they destroyed any belief of mine about truth and honor, . . . and to top it off, Ailes even never once made the slightest pass at me!!! . . . Damn Fox all to Hell!!!"
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Above CAPTION bases in reports of Susteren's sudden departure from Fox as reported by The Hill:
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/294570-greta-van-susteren-to-leave-fox
September 5, 2016
Donald (Ol' Turd-in-the-Punch-Bowl) Trump is saying: "'Afraid to debate Hillary one-on-one?' . . . Is that what they're saying, Mark? . . . Well, that's absolutely ridiculous. . . . In fact, there's nothing I would rather do. . . . Absolutely nothing!!! . . . It's like . . . I want to debate her mano-a-mano with all my body and soul! . . . It's just my sense of fairness to the other two candidates, and perhaps a few other interested parties like the President of the NRA and I could name a few more. . . . After all, if it's anything I am, it's fair. . . . But, heck no, I'm not the least afraid."
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Above CAPTION based on the following story as linked at DU:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141565581
"I'd love to go one-one-one, but . . . " . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald (Ol' Turd-in-the-Punch-Bowl) Trump is saying: "'Afraid to debate Hillary one-on-one?' . . . Is that what they're saying, Mark? . . . Well, that's absolutely ridiculous. . . . In fact, there's nothing I would rather do. . . . Absolutely nothing!!! . . . It's like . . . I want to debate her mano-a-mano with all my body and soul! . . . It's just my sense of fairness to the other two candidates, and perhaps a few other interested parties like the President of the NRA and I could name a few more. . . . After all, if it's anything I am, it's fair. . . . But, heck no, I'm not the least afraid."
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Above CAPTION based on the following story as linked at DU:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141565581
September 2, 2016
Donald ("Boy, at my funeral they'll be lining up for blocks. . . . Most of them with unpaid bills in their hands." Trump is saying: "And Corey here is our inside man at Clinton News Network. . . . And guess what, they gave him a title and they're paying him! . . . And let me tell you what, even after they know he's really working for me, and even after I say this out loud in front of thousands of witnesses, they'll keep him on. . . Hell, they'll probably give him a new title and pay him even more, . . . and give him more air time. . . How the heck can I lose with guys like this and networks as stupid as CNN?"
"What the hell have I got to lose?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!
Donald ("Boy, at my funeral they'll be lining up for blocks. . . . Most of them with unpaid bills in their hands."
Trump is saying: "And Corey here is our inside man at Clinton News Network. . . . And guess what, they gave him a title and they're paying him! . . . And let me tell you what, even after they know he's really working for me, and even after I say this out loud in front of thousands of witnesses, they'll keep him on. . . Hell, they'll probably give him a new title and pay him even more, . . . and give him more air time. . . How the heck can I lose with guys like this and networks as stupid as CNN?"
September 1, 2016
Garry ("I told you so" Trudeau is saying: "Well, I might just have to give up satire altogether. . . . Even I didn't realize how narcissist, thuggest, stupid, racist and shallow The Donald was."
Donald ("What have you got to lose? . . . After all, I've already remortgaged your soul" Trump is "thinking": "'Shallow'? . . . Why that little twerp. . . . How can I be shallow? I got all the best stuff . . . and more of it than almost everybody else. . . 'Shallow'? . . . . I'll bet he doesn't have hardly any stuff, . . . and only the cheap kind. . . . Geez, . . talk about shallow'!""
O satire of satires! . . . Please come CAPTION Garry Trudeau and Donald Trump!!!
Garry ("I told you so"
Trudeau is saying: "Well, I might just have to give up satire altogether. . . . Even I didn't realize how narcissist, thuggest, stupid, racist and shallow The Donald was."
Donald ("What have you got to lose? . . . After all, I've already remortgaged your soul"
Trump is "thinking": "'Shallow'? . . . Why that little twerp. . . . How can I be shallow? I got all the best stuff . . . and more of it than almost everybody else. . . 'Shallow'? . . . . I'll bet he doesn't have hardly any stuff, . . . and only the cheap kind. . . . Geez, . . talk about shallow'!""
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