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September 30, 2017
Donald J(umbo) Trump is thinking: "That bitch! I'll stop her. She wants a response; I'll give her a response: 'San Juan Mayor reading Dems' hateful talking points. Sad. Still wants aid. I'm Pres. so of course I'll send. #BitingTheHand.' . . . There's your stinking response, bitch. . . . You bet I'll send you aid! . . . . Here come 10,000 body bags care of Uncle Sam. . . . Who says I lack empathy?"
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's tweets against San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz who asked for more aid as covered by CNN:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/30/us/puerto-rico-hurricane-recovery/index.html
"American citizens, my ass!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald J(umbo) Trump is thinking: "That bitch! I'll stop her. She wants a response; I'll give her a response: 'San Juan Mayor reading Dems' hateful talking points. Sad. Still wants aid. I'm Pres. so of course I'll send. #BitingTheHand.' . . . There's your stinking response, bitch. . . . You bet I'll send you aid! . . . . Here come 10,000 body bags care of Uncle Sam. . . . Who says I lack empathy?"
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Above CAPTION based on Trump's tweets against San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz who asked for more aid as covered by CNN:
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/30/us/puerto-rico-hurricane-recovery/index.html
September 27, 2017
Bill O'Reilly is saying: "I'll tell you why all this sexual harassment nonsense is bogus, Sean: I never had to beg for it, much less play for it, in my entire life. . . . Look at me! . . . They're the ones who are always coming on to me, begging for it, . . . They just have to be brought around to realize what they really want, that's all."
Sean Hannity replies: "Who could argue with that?"
What happens when two black holes collide? . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity!
Bill O'Reilly is saying: "I'll tell you why all this sexual harassment nonsense is bogus, Sean: I never had to beg for it, much less play for it, in my entire life. . . . Look at me! . . . They're the ones who are always coming on to me, begging for it, . . . They just have to be brought around to realize what they really want, that's all."
Sean Hannity replies: "Who could argue with that?"
September 26, 2017
Donald ("Shakespeare stand back!" ) Trump is tweeting: "Fake news says I provoke Rocket Baby. Calling him a vain little twit spouting empty threats ‘cause he can't get it up, is just accurate. Not provoking #MoreVomitFakeNews"
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Above CAPTION based on the rising crescendo of threats exchanged between North Korea and Donald J. Trump, as covered by The Washington Post, 9.26.17:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/north-korea-asserts-its-right-to-shoot-down-us-bombers/2017/09/25/74da66c4-a204-11e7-8cfe-d5b912fabc99_story.html?utm_term=.fe1cec1c7e81
"My tweets are like the nourishment of angels!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Shakespeare stand back!" ) Trump is tweeting: "Fake news says I provoke Rocket Baby. Calling him a vain little twit spouting empty threats ‘cause he can't get it up, is just accurate. Not provoking #MoreVomitFakeNews"
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Above CAPTION based on the rising crescendo of threats exchanged between North Korea and Donald J. Trump, as covered by The Washington Post, 9.26.17:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/north-korea-asserts-its-right-to-shoot-down-us-bombers/2017/09/25/74da66c4-a204-11e7-8cfe-d5b912fabc99_story.html?utm_term=.fe1cec1c7e81
September 25, 2017
Donald ("Playing air-guitar is silly" ) Trump is saying: "Have I got a surprise for you! . . . You're going to love it! . . . You'll eat it up! . . . Just wait until next week when I'll announce it. . . . Hillary is really going to get it when you find out what I know. . . . You won't believe it!"
Air-Wanking . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("Playing air-guitar is silly" ) Trump is saying: "Have I got a surprise for you! . . . You're going to love it! . . . You'll eat it up! . . . Just wait until next week when I'll announce it. . . . Hillary is really going to get it when you find out what I know. . . . You won't believe it!"
September 23, 2017
Donald ("I'll have a whole super-double deluxe cheesecake smothered in white gravy" )Trump is saying "And the lying media will tell you that I've got my priorities on backward,. . . that I don't know up from down, . . . or right from wrong. . . . But what do they know about right and wrong? . . . They think it's right to disrespect the 'Star-Spangled Banner' at the opening of a football game and to forcibly oppose fascists in the streets of America, but that's but it's wrong for all-American groups like White Supremacists or the KKK to exercise their first Amendment rights. . . . And they get all bent out of shape when the Neo-Nazi's protest the removal of Confederate statues. . . . Don't they know the historical connection between the Nazis and the Confederacy? . . . Nobody teaches history any more these days."
"Oh, poor me. There's so much winning! Please stop Mr. President!" . . . Come CAPTION Donald Trump!!
Donald ("I'll have a whole super-double deluxe cheesecake smothered in white gravy" )Trump is saying "And the lying media will tell you that I've got my priorities on backward,. . . that I don't know up from down, . . . or right from wrong. . . . But what do they know about right and wrong? . . . They think it's right to disrespect the 'Star-Spangled Banner' at the opening of a football game and to forcibly oppose fascists in the streets of America, but that's but it's wrong for all-American groups like White Supremacists or the KKK to exercise their first Amendment rights. . . . And they get all bent out of shape when the Neo-Nazi's protest the removal of Confederate statues. . . . Don't they know the historical connection between the Nazis and the Confederacy? . . . Nobody teaches history any more these days."
September 22, 2017
Donald ("I've got you maturity right here," grabbing his crotch)Trump is thinking: "Call me a 'deranged dotard,' will he? . . . I'll show him who's the adult! . . . Let's see: 'N Korea will be less than nothing left. We'll even blast the rubble. Zero will be beyond you! Rocket Baby's people will be one stinking, radioactive cloud!.' . . . That'll show the little twit!"
I smell rubber burning. Trump must be thinking. . . . Please come CAPTION The Donald!!!
Donald ("I've got you maturity right here," grabbing his crotch)Trump is thinking: "Call me a 'deranged dotard,' will he? . . . I'll show him who's the adult! . . . Let's see: 'N Korea will be less than nothing left. We'll even blast the rubble. Zero will be beyond you! Rocket Baby's people will be one stinking, radioactive cloud!.' . . . That'll show the little twit!"
September 20, 2017
Paul ("I used to have the world by its p*ssy" ) Manafort is thinking: "I know I said I'd take a bullet for Trump, and I really meant it, but if Flynn flips before me, I'm toast. . . . I want to be loyal, but the way I figure it now . . . all bets are off!"
"Where's Putin when I need him?" . . . Please come CAPTION Paul Manafort!!
Paul ("I used to have the world by its p*ssy" ) Manafort is thinking: "I know I said I'd take a bullet for Trump, and I really meant it, but if Flynn flips before me, I'm toast. . . . I want to be loyal, but the way I figure it now . . . all bets are off!"
September 18, 2017
Donald is saying: "There, that isn't so bad, is it?"
Melania is thinking: "I told the creep that the only way he'd touch me again is if he forced me to shake his hand, so guess-what-the-f*ck he does? . . . But I'll get him. . . . He'll be cleaning the bathroom with a toothbrush for a month of Mondays!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following clip at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017457721
"Love & marriage go together like a horse & sewage." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald and Melania!!!
Donald is saying: "There, that isn't so bad, is it?"
Melania is thinking: "I told the creep that the only way he'd touch me again is if he forced me to shake his hand, so guess-what-the-f*ck he does? . . . But I'll get him. . . . He'll be cleaning the bathroom with a toothbrush for a month of Mondays!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following clip at DU:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017457721
September 17, 2017
The twit is tweeting: "Does Rocketman think he can beat Ol' Snowflake with his Rusty Popsicle and a tube of Crazy-Glue? Stay tuned. Needs spanked. #MakeMyDayMidget."
The twit tweets again! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
The twit is tweeting: "Does Rocketman think he can beat Ol' Snowflake with his Rusty Popsicle and a tube of Crazy-Glue? Stay tuned. Needs spanked. #MakeMyDayMidget."
September 16, 2017
Aaron ("It's Yahweh or the highway!" ) Bernstein is saying: "I just want to say to your audience, if any of you sideways-looking cretins out there try to get in my way with one of your stinking, little, puke protests, I'll mow you down and leave you dead in the street. . . . I say this both as a man with reinforced iron bars over the grill and a hyper-elevated suspension system, . . . but also as a deeply religious man, of course."
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Above CAPTION inspired by the following Think Progress piece on this creep:
https://thinkprogress.org/aaron-bernstine-pennsylvania-protesters-highways-8da527bc0a49/
"You block my road, I rock your life!" . . . Please come CAPTION Aaron Bernstine (R-PA)!!!
Aaron ("It's Yahweh or the highway!" ) Bernstein is saying: "I just want to say to your audience, if any of you sideways-looking cretins out there try to get in my way with one of your stinking, little, puke protests, I'll mow you down and leave you dead in the street. . . . I say this both as a man with reinforced iron bars over the grill and a hyper-elevated suspension system, . . . but also as a deeply religious man, of course."
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Above CAPTION inspired by the following Think Progress piece on this creep:
https://thinkprogress.org/aaron-bernstine-pennsylvania-protesters-highways-8da527bc0a49/
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