Yes

No excuses now.

Facebook to the rescue!

From your lips to

the Flying Spaghetti Monster's ears.

all the way

to the White House

"If you like your plan, you can keep it"*

*subject to your employer's whims

Thanks, Tulsi!

"His extreme gun confiscation policy"

Well, there you have it.

So does Pelosi, et. al.

House Democratic leaders and rank-and-file members are dismissing calls to impeach Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, with some arguing the House has limited investigative resources and others saying it is a politically toxic issue.

Asked on Tuesday night if she sees the House spending any time on the Kavanaugh matter, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi responded with a simple "no."

Bill Maher

blows goats

no