How he can dress himself in the morning is a mystery to me.

Meet Rover!

Rover's taking a break from his very first snow day.

Show him some love!

Meet Snoodles

Just loves being as cute as a noodle.

Meet Karen.

- You guessed it, Karen wants to speak to your manager.

- She thinks that she's always right, even when she's dead wrong.

- Karen lives in the suburbs, drives a Chrysler Pacifica and is usually seen bailing her 2.5 puppy brats out of the local animal shelter.

- If you work in retail, hospitality or food service, Karen will bite your ankles.

- Karen is notorious for asking people who her husband is, as if they're supposed to know.

- Get ready to watch Karen lose her shit when you tell her that YOU'RE the manager.

Meet Hercule Purrirot

- He's the world most famous Belgian Cat Detective.

- Currently serving as the Chief Inspector of the Directorate For Feline Support in the Brussels division of the Police Fédérale.

- Claim to fame came from solving the notorious "Death By Friskies" murder case.

- Speak fluently in French, Flemish, German and Meowing.

- He's frequently asked to travel around the world to solve various crimes and murders, he has always gotten his man, woman or dog.

- Nearing retirement, he is anticipating moving back to his kittenhood home, just outside of the Belgian town of Spa.

https://twitter.com/Mr_Scorpio/status/1162401583528910848

Meet Count Cesare Di Pomero

- Count Cesare is internationally renown as the most romantic pom in all of Europe.

- He's Enrique Iglesias' spirit animal.

- He once hiked up Mont Blanc to make sweet, sweet Pomeranian love to his Bernese Mountain dog lover.

- He's notorious for mixing pleasure with much more pleasure.

- Fleas refuse to jump on him, purely out of respect.

- Whether you're a man or a woman, when you pet him, you will instantly fall in love with him and wish to have his puppies.

- If he bites your ankles, you'll thank him for the privilege and beg for more.

- His barks are used as terms of credit in 12 different Eurozone countries.

- If you're lucky enough to have him lick your face, it will stay licked for your entire lifetime.

- When in Rome, they do as HE does.

Long before it was cool to talk about white supremacy.

Hopefully, you guys have always been listening.