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is higher than that of the Supreme Court of the United States. Mind. Officially. Blown.
Sparkling Shame: Cash spent on Christmas decor could end US homelessness
Once again, The Onion nails it. Fuck it.
WASHINGTONFollowing the fatal shooting this morning at a Connecticut elementary school that left at least 27 dead, including 20 small children, sources across the nation shook their heads, stifled a sob in their voices, and reported fuck everything. Just fuck it all to hell.
All of it, sources added.
Im sorry, but fuck it, I cant handle thisI just cant handle it anymore, said Deborah McEllis, who added that no, no, no, no, no, this isnt happening, this cant be real. Seriously, what the hell is this? Whats even going on anymore? Why do things like this keep happening?
Continued McEllis, before covering her face with her hands, Why?
Despairing sources confirmed that the gunman, armed with a semiautomatic assault riflea fucking combat rifle, Jesuswalked into a classroom full of goddamned children where his mother was a teacher and, good God, if this is what the world is becoming, then how about we just pack it in and fucking give up, because this is no way to live.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-nation-reports,30743/
Denver DA launches criminal probe of Secretary of State Scott Gessler
Denver District Attorney Mitch Morrissey's office confirmed Monday it had launched a criminal investigation of Secretary of State Scott Gessler on the same afternoon the Colorado Independent Ethics Commission voted to begin an investigation into whether Gessler violated the law by using state funds to attend a partisan event.
The commission, on a 4-0 vote, decided that the complaint filed by liberal-leaning Colorado Ethics Watch against Gessler, a Republican who is the swing state's chief elections administrator, was "not frivolous" and should be investigated by staff. The commission also decided to investigate a separate complaint by Colorado Ethics Watch that Gessler improperly took money from his office's discretionary account.
In an e-mail statement to The Denver Post, Morrissey's office spokesman Lynn Kimbrough confirmed that a criminal probe also had been launched.
"There is now a formal criminal investigation into the allegations," Kimbrough said.
Read more: http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_21935337/ethics-commission-launches-probe-gessler-over-spending#ixzz2BSXuEoTN
Video of voting machine changing votes.
Ohio Attorney General up now on CNN nt
Ann Curry interviews His Holiness the Dalai Lama
Right Livelihood
Well, I think I have found a way out of the corporate world and into a right livelihood position. This means a lot to me. It will be a significant cut in pay, but I'll be able to advocate for GLBTQ elderly persons in nursing/group homes. So many elderly GLBTQ people have either no family, family that has shunned them, and/or no support system. Many feel the need to go back in the closet to be a part of these communities. It's a terrible price to pay for these people, and the nursing homes have no clue. I hope to have the opportunity to make a small difference.
When Your Guru Calls Shotgun
Margaret Riegel
By NOA JONES
Published: May 18, 2012
BY the time we reached the first rest stop, a Burger King in Cle Elum, in central Washington State, I was suffering two anxieties: That I would kill the guru, and that if I didnt, he would ignore me for the next 3,000 miles.
Hed been as quiet as a statue for the two hours since we left Seattle. When he finally spoke, it was to say, Oh, look, chicken sandwiches, only $1.05.
People who havent spent time with a spiritual master might think that being in their presence has a calming affect, that wisdom drips from their lips like nectar. But in my experience, masters of meditation and miracles are not so easy to be around.
I have known this particular guru for about 14 years; he is a yogi, a brilliant meditation master and an award-winning filmmaker from the Kingdom of Bhutan. I call him Rinpoche (RIM-po-shay), an honorific akin to reverend or rabbi. And when Im in his presence for any extended period of time, its as if I become invisible.
http://travel.nytimes.com/2012/05/20/travel/a-cross-country-drive-with-a-guru.html?ref=meditation
7 Practices That Restored My Buddhist Faith
Starting in my early 20s, I immersed myself in the study of Soto Zen, first with my Japanese root teacher, and after his death with his American successor. I lived in monastic or semi-monastic settings for a total of 15 years. Early on I was ordained as a priest; at some point I became a teacher myself. During that time, Buddhism was my whole life.
Then, after 15 years my faith in this practice, once so strong, turned to doubt. I began asking myself: What do I really know that is true? Who and what can I really trust? I also asked: What has become of Lew, the person I used to be so many years before?
I felt I needed to re-examine everything. I took off my robes, left my teaching position and my residential community. I rented a house in town, got a job, and set about living an ordinary life with my wife and 9-year-old son. I began taking apart the "carburetor" of who I was and painstakingly re-assembling it, piece by piece. Each time I picked up a piece, I had to ask, what is this? Can I trust it? Out of this lengthy period of self-examination I came up with seven foundational practices in Buddhism that I felt I could really trust, that were solid, trustworthy and effective. These were: Sitting, Walking, Chanting, Bowing, Precepts, Robe and Sutra.
I can't say that all seven are universal to every school of Buddhism, but many of them are, and all of them are common to the meditation schools of the three vehicles -- Theravada, Mahayana and Vajrayana.
More: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lewis-richmond/buddhist-practices-that-restored-my-buddhist-faith_b_1548090.html?ref=religion&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008
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