Rave reviews for JD Vance from House Republicans:

"worst choice of all the options"

"so bad I didn’t even think it was possible"

"9 out of 10 on our side would say he’s the wrong pick"

"can do serious damage

https://twitter.com/Fritschner/status/1816907760761733380

Harris/Trump Shadows

Michelle: "Let's all roll up our sleeves and make it happen."

Michelle Obama called Harris' run "historic."

"It's time for us to rally around you, your candidacy," Michelle Obama said. "This is not on you, it's not just on you and Doug, it's on all of us ... We've got to register, we've got to vote ... So, let's all roll up our sleeves and make it happen."

https://www.yahoo.com/news/barack-michelle-obama-endorse-vice-114609915.html

JD Vance offers: "a ton of crap for you" as new campaign slogan

NBC just saved a ton of money because this can run verbatim as the next cold open when SNL resumes
https://x.com/BGrueskin/status/1816798428581507571

In the video, which was highlighted on X by the Republicans Against Trump account, the GOP's 2024 vice presidential nominee shows off all of the free snacks, which he describes as "a ton of crap," that are available backstage at campaign events.

After showing off assorted candy bars, potato chips, and Diet Mountain Dew, Vance said that he had to be careful to not indulge in too many free snacks lest he "balloon up like crazy."

https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-campaign-video/

Don Jr tanking his dad's campaign with one of the worst veep choices of all time is delicious

with an assist from Tucker Carlson
https://x.com/atrupar/status/1816616984311951596
https://x.com/Acyn/status/1816619246979547546

Kamala Harris: "It is time for this war to end." (I am SO impressed & hopeful)

VP: There has been hopeful movement in the talks to secure an agreement on this deal, and as I just told PM Netanyahu, it is time to get this deal done. So to everyone who has been calling for a ceasefire and to everyone who yearns for peace, I see you and I hear you.
https://x.com/Acyn/status/1816601758325702657
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2010743799382128

Make America LOVE Again

Meowww.

The Harris campaign wishes a happy IVF Day to everyone except for JD Vance

Elon Musk's trans daughter Vivian Wilson slams his anti-LGBTQ+ comments as 'ketamine-fueled haze'

There’s a lot of stuff I need to debunk which I will get to don’t worry, but I want to start with what I find the funniest which is the notorious “slightly autistic” tweet. This is gonna be a bit so just bare with me

This is entirely fake. Like, literally none of this ever happened. Ever. I don’t even know where he got this from. My best guess is that he went to the Milo Yiannopoulis school of gay stereotypes, just picked some at random and said “eh- good enough” in a last-ditch attempt to garner sympathy points when he is so obviously in the wrong even in his own fucking story.

I did not have a “love of musicals & theatre” when I was four, because y’know… I was fucking four. I did not know what these things were. My earliest real experience with musicals was when my twin brother had a hamilton phase in 8th/9th grade and overplayed it so much in the car to the point where for a long time I swore off the entire genre.

I never picked out jackets for him to wear and I was most certainly not calling them “fabulous” because literally what the fuck. I did not use the word fabulous when I was four because once again I would like to reiterate… I was four. Like this is so obvious I don’t even think it warrants explanation but apparently people believe this nonsense so here I am.

This entire thing is completely made up and there’s a reason for this. He doesn’t know what I was like as a child because he quite simply wasn’t there, and in the little time that he was I was relentlessly harassed for my femininity and queerness. Obviously he can’t say that, so I’ve been reduced to a happy little stereotype f*g-ing along to use at his discretion. I think that says alot about how he views queer people and children in general.

As for if I’m not a woman… sure, Jan. Whatever you say. I’m legally recognized as a woman in the state of California and I don’t concern myself with the opinions of those who are below me. Obviously Elon can’t say the same because in a ketamine-fueled haze, he’s desperate for attention and validation from an army of degenerate red-pilled incels and pick-mes who are quick to give it to him. Go touch some fucking grass✨