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kpete's JournalStephen King: "Hey hey, ho ho, Susan Collins has to go."
?1578538108https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1215099412856430592
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/1/8/1910320/-Stephen-King-gives-a-shout-out?utm_campaign=trending
Trump Furious at Iran for Distracting People from Impeachment for Only Two Days
By Andy Borowitz
When I did that drone strike, I was under the impression that it would knock impeachment out of the news for at least a month, a visibly enraged Trump said. Instead, its Wednesday and were back to this Pelosi garbage.
Trump said that he had hoped that Iranians would react to his provocation in a way that might have forced Democrats to forget about impeaching him altogether, but all I got for my trouble was a chickenshit couple of days.
Honestly, Iran reacted like it was Belgium or something, Trump said.
Trump said that he was unlikely to attack Iran again if this is the thanks I get, and wondered if attacking a different country might have resulted in a more substantial distraction from his impeachment.
More:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-furious-at-iran-for-distracting-people-from-impeachment-for-only-two-days?utm_brand=tny&utm_medium=social&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=twitter&mbid=social_twitter
Stephen King offers $75,000 for White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham to do her job
Bestselling novelist Don Winslow decided to take matters into his own hands and offered a bounty for Grisham to do her job in a public letter posted on Twitter on Wednesday.
Dear @PressSec,
It has been 301 days since The White House held a press briefing.
I will donate $75,000 to @StJude in your name if you will hold a one hour press conference *this week* with the full White House Press Corps.
What are you afraid of Stephanie?
Best,
Don Winslow
Fellow renowned author Stephen King offered to double the bounty to sweeten the deal.
https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1214961954168672256
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/01/stephen-king-offers-75000-for-white-house-press-secretary-stephanie-grisham-to-do-her-job/
"We love Americans, but we hate your president".
https://twitter.com/karolcka_/status/1214765317680820225Stephen King: Trump did this. It's all on Donald Trump.
https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1214730387475308544Fox's Sean Hannity opens his show saying of Iran: "They're gonna get hit hard."
Their three major refineries could soon go up in flames.
We can report six B-52 bombers are on their way to the region.
This could all be bluster. Or not.
https://twitter.com/michaelcrowley/status/1214731665781743616
https://twitter.com/John_Hudson/status/1214734053494214657
"All is well!" POTUS tweets after Iran hits Iraqi bases housing US troops with ballistic missiles
"So far, so good," Trump says on preliminary casualty assessment
Iraqis died in this attack...
https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/1214740583794823168
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1214741526774894592
Hi. My name is Mike Pompeo.
Im okay with committing war crimes bc I have my head so far up Trumps ass, which means Im fluent in bullshit.
https://twitter.com/ida_skibenes/status/1214569784836337670
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/pompeo-imminent-threat-iran-soleimani
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