February 5, 2019

Pence Begs Trump Not to Make Him Sit Next to Woman at State of the Union - By Andy Borowitz

Pence Begs Trump Not to Make Him Sit Next to Woman at State of the Union

By Andy Borowitz7:30 A.M.

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According to those sources, an emotional Pence came close to breaking down in tears as he explained that being seated next to a woman other than his wife was a violation of his personal code of behavior.

Pence offered Trump a variety of solutions to the problem, including introducing a third chair between him and the woman where his wife, Karen Pence, could be seated for the duration of the speech, “to make sure that that woman doesn’t try anything.”

“Let Mother sit next to me, or let me sit on Mother’s lap, but don’t make me sit next to that woman alone,” Pence reportedly sobbed.

According to those with knowledge about the meeting, Trump was less than receptive to Pence’s impassioned plea. “God, Mike, you’re such a loser,” he reportedly said.


https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/pence-begs-trump-not-to-make-him-sit-next-to-woman-at-state-of-the-union

February 5, 2019

On the day of the State of The Union - Kellyanne's hubby lays a truth bomb.

George Conway:
According to CBP, total southwest border apprehensions of illegal aliens in FY2017 was 303,916—the lowest since 1971. The figure went up to 396,579 in FY2018—but that’s still lower than the numbers for 1973, 1974, 1975, 1976, 1977, 1978, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, ...
... 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2013, 2014, and 2016:https://www.cbp.gov/sites/default/files/assets/documents/2017-Dec/BP%20Southwest%20Border%20Sector%20Apps%20FY1960%20-%20FY2017.pdf …

https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1092795323595063307

February 5, 2019

Hey mr. trump - put this in your pipe and smoke it...

https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1092601488323563520/61TuTbml?format=jpg&name=600x314



https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1092795999641391104

February 5, 2019

Joshua Trump will be at the SOTU because he was mocked for his name.

Joining him will be:

-Pocahontas
-Little Marco
-Crazy Maxine Waters
-Lyin Ted

Not in attendance:

-Crooked Hillary
-Little Rocket Man
-Low Energy Jeb
-Failing NYTs
-17 Angry Democrats
-Crazy Joe Biden


https://twitter.com/TweetOfSpirit/status/1092654858828738561

February 5, 2019

Lots of people are really unhappy with their tax refunds this year

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More Disappointment:
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/2/4/1832303/-Hoo-boy-Lots-of-people-are-really-unhappy-about-their-tax-refunds-this-year?utm_campaign=trending
https://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyphillipserb/2018/08/04/report-suggests-more-taxpayers-will-owe-tax-in-2019-due-to-withholding/

February 5, 2019

Newly leaked detailed breakdown of Executive Time

https://twitter.com/poetrump/status/1092590344149954562

February 5, 2019

Tonight.

February 3, 2019

Real-time fact checking of Trump.

Trump: "Basically, [Speaker Pelosi] wants open borders. She doesn't mind human trafficking or she wouldn't do this upon because you know—"

Brennan: "She offered over $1 billion for border security. She doesn't want the wall." Via CBS



VIDEO:
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1092196073068789760

February 3, 2019

"It's Dark, Therefore, There Is No Sun

February 3, 2019

Republican Hypocrisy