June 9, 2018

A bow and a curtsey and (**blush**) . . .

I must leave the stage in a rush
with a "Thank you!" . . . that's all . . .
there'll be no curtain-call . . .
I am late for a date with my crush.

June 5, 2018

Letter from Limerick

BREAKDOWN

Dear Minerva Luscinia,

Enticed by the groan of the sax,
did wypipo virgins relax
and dance in the nude
entranced by the mood
of the Blues invented by blacks?






https://www.lyonandturnbull.com/news-article/threat-jazz-john-bulloch-souter%E2%80%99s-breakdown

June 4, 2018

"Who's Your Daddy?!

Wypipo Advice Your Mama Forgot to Give

Don't botch your career as a comic:
Don't joke of the brothers "Islamic";
Don't yoke them with "ape"
And hope to escape:
It's unfunny and uneconomic!

June 3, 2018

Another ---

A Theory of Devolution: Another Look at Victimhood

To earn every nickel and ducat---
and not have a list or a bucket
as a wypipo ape---
you made your escape
from Darwinian pimps and Nantucket.

June 2, 2018

Limerick?

Privileged & Homeless Vet

I'll sleep on a bench at the depot
if nobody nudges my ego
by raising a fuss
till we're under the bus
with all of the unwoke wypipo.









(Title changed after sleeping on it.)