When Donald Trump died, an elaborate wake was planned. In preparation, Mrs. Trump called the undertaker aside for a private little talk. "Please be sure to secure his toupee to his head very securely. No one but I knew he was bald," she confided, "and he'd never rest in peace if anyone found out at this point. Our friends from the old country are sure to hold his hands and touch his head before they're through paying their last respects."
"Rest assured, Mrs. Trump," comforted the under- taker. "I'll fix it so that toupee will never come off."
Sure enough, the day of the wake the old timers were giving Donald's ancient corpse quite a going over, but the toupee stayed firmly in place. At the end of the day, a delighted Mrs. Trump offered the undertaker an extra thousand dollars for handling the matter so professionally.
"Oh, I couldn't possibly accept your money," protested the undertaker. "What's a few nails?"

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/donaldtrumpjokes.html

AND ...... I WANT THEIR ASSES IN JAIL ....... #LockThemAllUp and do it now.

I am getting fed up. These traitors are NOT respecting the House of Representatives. If these people were "Democrats"...... you know the Repukes would be fining them and jailing them right and left.

I want STRONG, ADULT politicians,,,,, not little woosy people. Gees, i am teed off !!!!! (but hey, I didn't swear once).

The 23 women who have accused Trump of sexual misconduct
Eliza Relman
May 10, 2019, 5:14 PM
Trump with 2012 Miss Universe, Miss Teen USA, and Miss USA.Donald Trump with the 2012 winners of the Miss Universe, Miss Teen USA, and Miss USA pageants. Ethan Miller/Getty Images





At least 23 women have accused President Donald Trump of sexual misconduct since the 1970s.
Renewed attention has been brought to the allegations amid the #MeToo movement and a national conversation concerning sexual misconduct.
Trump has repeatedly denied all of the accusations, calling the women "liars."
Most recently, former Trump campaign staffer Alva Johnson filed a federal lawsuit against Trump in February 2019 alleging that he kissed her without her consent at a 2016 campaign event.
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As a national conversation on sexual misconduct is gripping the country from Hollywood to Capitol Hill, some renewed attention has been focused on the sexual misconduct allegations that at least 23 women have made against Trump since the 1970s.

A deluge of women made their accusations public following the October 2016 release of the "Access Hollywood" tape, in which Trump was recorded boasting about grabbing women's genitals in 2005. Some others made their stories public months before the tape's release, and still others came forward in the months following.

Trump has dismissed all of the allegations — which include ogling, harassment, groping, and rape — as "fabricated" and politically motivated accounts pushed by the media and his political opponents, and promised to sue all of his accusers. In some cases, he and his lawyer have suggested that Trump didn't engage in the alleged behavior with a certain woman because she was not attractive enough.

https://www.businessinsider.com/women-accused-trump-sexual-misconduct-list-2017-12

SHE SAID ...... "No prosecutor worth her salt would make a decision on whether (the President) was involved in obstruction of justice without reviewing the evidence," Harris said. "This Attorney General lacks all credibility and I think has compromised the public’s ability to believe he is a purveyor of justice."


https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/barr-testimony-mueller-report/index.html fixed