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Tommy Carcetti

Tommy Carcetti's Journal
Tommy Carcetti's Journal
February 27, 2019

SCENE: Jay Sekulow's office, this morning.

SEKULOW (thinking to himself): Dammit, Cohen just implicated me in obstruction of justice. What the hell am I going to do? I think I'm going to need....another lawyer.

SEKULOW grabs rolodex on his desk, starts furiously scrolling through it until he finds a section titled "Other Lawyers". He pulls out a card.

It reads, "Michael Cohen"


SEKULOW: Shit!

SEKULOW continues to scroll. There is only one other card. He pulls it out.

It reads, "Rudy Giuliani."


SEKULOW
: Mother fu---

END SCENE.

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