Dog/Drunk ..Joke...

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep,
the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells
the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will
stop snoring.

"Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the
dog begins snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable
to sleep Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs
a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's
testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is
amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins
snoring loudly. The woman thinks that maybe the ribbon will work
on him. So, going to the closet again, grabs another piece of
ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly,
it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband awakes from a drunken stupor and stumbles into the
bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the
mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is
very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a
red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head
and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know where we were or
what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place!"