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January 9, 2015
An Invitation to Connect with Satan at CES 2015
http://qz.com/322002/an-invitation-to-connect-with-satan-at-ces-2015/I hope this email finds you well. I noticed that you were attending this years CES, and I was wondering if you were interested in scheduling a meeting with Satan.
Satan, the Prince of Darkness, is an international leader in inflicting pain, destruction, and doom upon hapless mortals. Coming off a fresh round of funding (from investors including the Illuminati, a subterranean cabal of shadowy banking executives, and Andreessen Horowitz) Satan is looking to make 2015 a year to remember for His trademark brand of deceit and wickedness.
Satan can walk you through his patent-pending technique for tormenting lost souls and discuss emerging trends in the sowing evil-upon-innocents space. Satan can also provide exclusive insight into the ongoing Comcast-Time Warner merger.
The King of the Bottomless Infernal Pit is available for briefings at a private suite at the Mirage. Were pleased to offer free transportation to and from your hotel via Satans preferred method of transportation, the Las Vegas taxi system.
Satan, the Prince of Darkness, is an international leader in inflicting pain, destruction, and doom upon hapless mortals. Coming off a fresh round of funding (from investors including the Illuminati, a subterranean cabal of shadowy banking executives, and Andreessen Horowitz) Satan is looking to make 2015 a year to remember for His trademark brand of deceit and wickedness.
Satan can walk you through his patent-pending technique for tormenting lost souls and discuss emerging trends in the sowing evil-upon-innocents space. Satan can also provide exclusive insight into the ongoing Comcast-Time Warner merger.
The King of the Bottomless Infernal Pit is available for briefings at a private suite at the Mirage. Were pleased to offer free transportation to and from your hotel via Satans preferred method of transportation, the Las Vegas taxi system.
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