MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalRemember on July 4th, when you lit "snakes" on the sidewalk. Well... times have changed, Geezer!!!
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I BLAME YOU PEOPLE WHO CAMPAIGNED FOR "No 'BOOM-BANG'-type fireworks on July 4th.
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See what you've done? See... what... you've... DONE?!?!?
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TexasTowelie was the most laidback, easy-going, GENEROUS dorm neighbor that you could ever wish for.
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Nobody had the heart to tell poor desperate Li'l Kali that her new BFF was... well -- was produce.
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today is "National Tell a Girl She is Beautiful Day".
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Before you panic, I'm here for an outpatient visit -- I'm at my usual hospital...
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... UMC (where Gabby was at). I just got done with an appontment with (let me say this
with as self-important a voice as is possible) my other cardiologist (I'd like to introduce
you to my cardiologist Daryl... and my other cardiologist Daryl).
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Passed with flying colors.
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Not passed as in "left this mortal coil" nor passed as in letting them examine/bear witness
to the quality, quantity, frequency and/or just plain AWESOMENESS of my flatulence.
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I done good on all my tests... THAT kind of "passed".
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So , you're not only looking at The Fucking Immortal MiddleFingerMom, you're looking at
The Fucking HEALTHY Immortal MiddleFingerMom (well... relatively so).
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I'm gonna stop off on the way home and celebrate with a bottle of MD 20/20 or some
heroin or somethin' (don't know which would be worse for me).
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SO... (ahemsniff) KALI... come on into town if you dare and I'll show you how a REAL
man can get himself past a stuck bathroom door AND I'll drink you under the fucking
table (it WILL have to be girly drinks, though).
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Harumph, hmmphh -- how 'bout that Bears game, huh?
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CaliforniaPeggy's feelings about Friday:
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"Damn you, Edward Snowden!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!"
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MFM's in The Guinness Book of World Records as having the highest excitement threshold in the world.
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(Are you scared... but too damned curious to turn back now?)
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MFM is a marathon swimmer - specializing in the English Channel & his neighbors' pools at 3 AM.
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
