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Wolf Frankula

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November 29, 2013

A Movie Line That Should Exist, but Doesn't

From 'Snakes on a Plane'. The snakes are released. An Indian guy lifts a carrier on his lap and says, "Say hello to my little friend." He lifts the door, and out pops a hungry mongoose.

"As we know, a mongoose's chief business in life is to kill and eat snakes."

Wolf

November 24, 2013

My Big Problem With Conspiracy Theories is This

Any conspiracy that is strong enough to remove a sitting president, is strong enough not to have to hide itself. It IS the power structure, and all must obey. And any "HEROIC LONE INVESTIGATOR DIGGING OUT THE ACTUAL TRUTH" : Mark Lane, Jim Garrison, et. al would end up as part of the accident statistics, or in Garrison's case, found guilty of a felony and sent to a prison full of men he sent there.

Sorry CT'ers, a lone nut killed Jack Kennedy (hereafter Jakkabang). Just like a lone nut shot Reagan (Pithecanthropus Bonzoensis), a lone nut missed Ford, a lone nut killed McKinley and Garfield, a lone nut shot Teddy Roosevelt, a lone nut shot at FDR and hit Tony Cermak.

But go on, Ct'ers, keep believing in conspiracies, like you believe Space Aliens built the Pyramids (Them brownputterers couldn't have built something like that), the moon landing was faked, George W. Bush controlled the Saudi hijackers on 9/11, invisible Lizards caused the depression, Saucer Nazis caused Watergate and other stupid things.

Wolf

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