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September 6, 2018

I love her! She seems to be taking over from Al Franken . . .

Kicking ass and taking names!

She is currently my top candidate for our presidential nominee in 2020. She is pushing all my buttons:

1. FEMALE
2. MIXED RACIAL BACKGROUND (mother is from India, father is from Jamaica)
3. SMART AS HELL
4. ASS-KICKER EXTRAORDINAIRE
5. YOUNG-ISH (she is only 53)
6. SERVED AS A DISTRICT ATTORNEY AND ATTORNEY GENERAL IN CALIFORNIA
7. HAS A REPUTATION FOR PROSECUTING HATE CRIMES AND CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATIONS

April 24, 2018

Stupid president*

* Donald John Trump, aka the Dotard, was briefly recognized as President of the United States of America from 2017-2018 before being impeached by Congress in 2019. He was tried for and found guilty of conspiracy against the United States and imprisoned for life at the US Penitentiary Administrative Maximum Facility ADX Florence.

He was also convicted in 2020 of obstruction of justice in the firing of FBI Director James Comey and money laundering in the states of New York, New Jersey, and Florida. Other federal criminal cases against Trump, such as child sex trafficking, are pending. Trump, left insolvent after a multitude of civil suits filed by various women, most famous among them the adult film actress Stormy Daniels, is currently represented by a state-appointed attorney from the law firm of Dewey Cheetum and Howe.

As a trustee at ADX Florence, he spends his days working in the prison library and mumbling incoherent phrases such as "no collusion, no collusion" while trying to tweet using a 1980-era calculator that he mistakenly believes is a smart phone.

NBC Producer Mark Burnett is reportedly in talks with officials at ADX Florence to create a reality show called The Trustee, in which Trump oversees the fake auditions of other inmates who are about to become eligible for parole.

Burnett: "We think the public will find the irony of Donald's plight very compelling since he himself will never be eligible for parole."

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