DOW Jones just surpassed its ALL-TIME high!

Ah, now we just have to sit back & wait for all that wealth to just trickle down upon the masses, I can almost feel it now. Any day now the rich are going to take their wealth and bypass putting it in foreign banks to make themselves richer, and instead allow it to trickle down to the workers. This time they will do what's best for our country and not just their bank accounts, I just know it!

Life is good again.