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Ex-Rep Joe Walsh Calls For ISIS-Style Beheadings

Ex-Rep Joe Walsh Calls For ISIS-Style Beheadings



http://crooksandliars.com/2015/01/ex-rep-joe-walsh-calls-isis-style

Yesterday it was Rep. Weber, today it's deadbeat dad and ex-Representative Joe Walsh, who hopes MSNBC and CNN editors who refused to show the Charlie Hebdo cartoons are beheaded.

Let's hope that when the Islamists next strike they first behead the appeasing cowards at CNN, MSNBC, etal who refused to show the cartoons.

— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) January 14, 2015

Mitt 3.0 Fails To Impress Conservatives At Major Conference In Washington

The Onion: "Mitt Romney Terrified What Will Happen If He Ever Stops Running For President"

There is also a video at the URL below.

Mitt Romney Terrified What Will Happen If He Ever Stops Running For President

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mitt-romney-terrified-what-will-happen-if-he-ever,30111/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocus



DAYTON, OH—Claiming that running for president of the United States is all he knows, Republican nominee Mitt Romney has confided to aides that he is terrified of what will happen to him if he ever stops campaigning for the highest office in the land, sources confirmed Friday.

“Seeking the presidency is something I’ve basically been doing my whole life, and it’s the only thing I’ve been doing for the past eight years,” Romney reportedly told his closest advisers. “In less than two weeks, that’ll all be over. Win or lose, I have to stop running. No more crisscrossing the country from fundraiser to fundraiser, no more early morning strategy meetings to decide what voters need to hear from me today.”

“What happens when it’s Nov. 7, I wake up, and I’m not running for president—what then?” Romney added. “Will I still pivot to my talking points when I get off-message? Oh, God, will I even have talking points? What will I talk about? Somebody, please tell me what I’m supposed to do.”

Several staffers acknowledged that in the past month they have received panicked phone calls from Romney in the middle of the night, with the distressed GOP candidate worrying aloud about what will happen to him when there are no more campaign stops to hit, and speculating wistfully about what waits for him at “the end of the trail.”

Bartender Accused Of Plotting To Poison John Boehner

Dianne Feinstein on "Walking Dead"..."Daryl shouldn't have cried in that last episode"

OK, she didn't really say it, but she's offering her opinion on everything else lately, so I figure this will be next.

"Leave Petraeus alone?" He's "suffered enough?" HUH? Excuse me?

Bullshit. He made a tragic mistake by taking orders from the Little General, and he needs to be put through the justice system for it.

Charlie Hebdo Cover Features Muhammad Holding 'Je Suis Charlie' Sign

Source: Huffington Post

Charlie Hebdo revealed their cover image for this week's issue, printed just days after two gunmen opened fire on the newspaper's Paris office, killing 12 people. Four of the Charlie's cartoonists were killed in the attack.

Read more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/12/charlie-hebdo-cover-je-suis-charlie_n_6458876.html

Cue the obligatory "Ted Cruz Uranus" jokes in 5...4...3...2...1

Ted Cruz, Longtime Foe Of NASA And Science, Will Oversee NASA And Science In New Congress

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/12/ted-cruz-nasa_n_6456270.html

Following the ratification of Sen. John Thune (R-S.D.) as chair of the Senate Commerce, Science and Transportation Committtee last week, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was named chair of the Subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness, where he will oversee NASA and science programs.

Appointed Jan. 8, Cruz is expected to be confirmed to the new role by the end of the month as one of many changes to the new Republican-controlled Congress. But the Republican senator's words and actions during his time in office have painted him to be a far cry from an advocate for the sciences, leaving many concerned about the future of space and science funding.

Cruz's infamous hours-long speech in September 2013 led to a 16-day government shutdown barring 97 percent of NASA employees from appearing for work. Interns to the agency were temporarily displaced when the NASA-provided housing was closed during the shutdown, and many have said the agency suffered lasting damage due to the freeze.

And NASA wasn't the only agency hit by the shutdown: research programs run by the National Institute of Health suffered a blow when new clinical trials were suspended, affecting 200 new patients each week of the shutdown. Environmental Protection Agency programs were also compromised, with 90 percent of employees on furlough.

Oh come ON, WTF with this RIDICULOUS WH press conference...as if Bush would have gone to France?

It's my FAVORITE kind of press conference...ask the question, get an answer, and JUST KEEP FUCKING DRILLING DOWN and asking the question over and over and over again.

Bush flew over Katrina.

Would the Republicans feel better if Obama flew over France?

We are so screwed UPDATE: HuffPo ranks the 2016 "Presidential contenders." Screwed. Really screwed.

1). Hillary

2). Jebby

3). RAND FEVER!

4). Scott Walker

5). Paul "Just TRY to avoid my penetrating gaze" Ryan

6). Elizabeth Warren

7). Willard "How can we miss you if you won;t go away" Romney

8). CHRIS CHRISTIE!

9). Marco Rubio

10). Joe Biden

11). John Kasich

12). Bobby "How the fuck did I end up in the top 20" Jindal

13). HUCKABEE!

14). Ted "Michele Bachmann with a penis" Cruz

15). Bernie Sanders

16). Jim Webb

17). Rick "I set the bar for insane in the membrane" Perry

18). Ben Carson

19). Andrew Cuomo

20). Rick "I wasn't kidding about that man on dog stuff" Santorum

21). Martin "How the fuck did I end up in a tie with that man on a dog asshole" O'Malley

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/12/trail-to-the-chief_n_6432540.html