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Miles Archer

Miles Archer's Journal
Miles Archer's Journal
January 18, 2020

For you naysayers that claim Republicans have no sensible response to global warming, Mr. Rand Paul.

I am not including the link to the tweet OR the article he linked to, because...well, you know. "F" Rand Paul.

Senator Rand Paul

@RandPaul

Despite climate alarmist predictions, humans will likely survive for hundreds of millions of years into the future. In the meantime, we should begin creating atmospheres on suitable moons or planets.
January 18, 2020

It's a NEW letter to Trump from 9 year old Dylan, whose friends call him "Pickle!"

Maybe I wrote this, maybe it's real. Only YOU can decide.



Dear President Trump,

Hi again, this is Dylan, but all my friends call me "Pickle," and because my biggest dream as a nine year old boy with limited possibilities for the future would be for you to call me your friend, I hope you will also call me "Pickle." Of course, THIS "Pickle" would be "tickled"...PINK!...if you gave me one of your wonderful nicknames. I can hear it now, you at one of your Trump Youth rallies, giving a shout-out to your nine year old friend "Gherkin Boy" or "Little Dill Spear" or...oh, the possibilities are only limited by your creativity and declining cognitive powers, which are STILL mighty! I can't WAIT!

My mom told me that that big meanie, Nancy Pelosi, and her big meanie friend, Adam Schiff, had you over to their house and instead of feeding you your favorite chocolate pie with TWO scoops (because you are the president) they impeached you! I am so happy you are also friends with Senator Mitch. He's even more loyal to you than I am, but I bet the shrine I built for you in my bedroom is bigger than his! Every night I light a candle and kneel in front of the photo of the millions who attended your inauguration and only get up if I need to pee, or can no longer feel my legs. It makes every night special for me!

My mom said Mrs. Pelosi and Mr. Schiff impeached you because you abused your power, but since you are the most powerful man in the world (and the BEST president since Lincoln) I think that's impossible. And that lawyer who was your friend Jeffrey's best friend also said that it is impossible for you to be impeached for that, so I think that instead of your trial being on TV next week, EVERY TV station should just show highlights from your MAGA rallies all day long. And there are so many highlights! My dad (before he left to live with my new mommy) built a special shelf to hold all of my tapes of your rallies! I watch them every day, except for when I am kneeling in front of the photo of the millions who attended your inauguration, because I close my eyes and pretend I can hear them chanting "WE LOVE YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP" and I join in and my mom yells from the other room "It's 3 AM and you have school in the morning!" so then I just whisper "We love you president Trump" until I have to pee (or can't feel anything in my legs).

I know you will be president again in 2020, and 2024, and then I look forward to President Don Jr, President Ivanka, and President Barron! My friend Eddie told me there probably won't be a President Eric because he can't tell his ass from his elbow, and when he said that I punched him in his groin and got sent to the principal's office. I got four months detention but it was worth it! I used my quiet time to close my eyes and chant "We love you president Trump" but the teacher yelled at me and said "No talking in detention!" so I punched him in the groin and now I am in something called "reform school." One of my friends in Cell Block 4 told me you could give me something called a "pardon." I hope you will reply to my letter and tell me that you will do this for me!

Stay strong this week Mr. President. I love you so much and I will pray for you every second this week. You have so much important work to do. My mom said you want to take Social Security away, and I can't wait! I have no idea what it is, but if you're against it, I will light a tiki torch and march with my friends from reform school until it is GONE!

God bless you and than you in advance for my presidential pardon,

Your friend Pickle
January 18, 2020

iHeart Radio coins a new "The Two Bobs"-style euphemism for "layoffs"..."employee dislocation."

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/iheartmedia-mass-layoffs-937513/

The largest radio conglomerate in the country, iHeartMedia, initiated a round of mass layoffs this week, cutting enough people that one former on-air host described Tuesday as “one of the worst days in on-air radio history.” The layoffs were concentrated in small and medium markets, where staffs had already been reduced, striking another major blow to local radio.

Some employees began to suspect that cuts were coming last week. “There was a very urgent, emergency meeting called in New York City for market presidents and higher-level local management,” says one former iHeartMedia employee who spoke on the condition of anonymity so as not to jeopardize a severance package. (Many declined to comment, citing the same reason.) “We heard a lot of different rumors, including talk about automating certain markets depending on the revenue [they generated].”

For other iHeartMedia employees, the first sign of trouble came early Tuesday morning, when the company sent employees an email announcing a “new organizational structure.” The memo, obtained by Rolling Stone, seemed plucked partly from a corporate-culture parody like Office Space. It opened with chest-puffing (“we are the #1 audio company in America”) and then slathered on numbing layers of business jargon (new institutions include “the Integrated Revenue Strategies Group” and “Excellence Centers”).

“Our people are our company’s most important asset,” iHeartMedia continued, before announcing that a number of those crucial assets were about to be cut, and inventing a new euphemism for layoffs in the process: “There will be some employee dislocation — some by geography and some by function — which is the unfortunate price we pay to modernize the company.”
January 18, 2020

There's just a TEENSY LITTLE PROBLEM with Dershowitz saying "I'm not a full-fledged member..."

Lawrence O'Donnell
@Lawrence

The Senate rules are clear. Alan Dershowitz will not be allowed to speak in the Senate trial if he is not speaking as a lawyer engaged by the President to defend the President.

https://twitter.com/Lawrence/status/1218321573679001600

Mediaite
@Mediaite
BREAKING: Alan Dershowitz Distances Himself From Trump Legal Team: 'I'm Not a Full-Fledged Member'

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1218265387827171329
January 17, 2020

Senate GOP weighs accelerating the pace of impeachment trial, making it "far shorter" than Clinton's

Senate GOP leaders are weighing accelerating the pace of the trial, eyeing a schedule that would maintain the same overall number of hours for opening arguments and senatorial questions as employed in Clinton’s case, but spreading it out over fewer days, according to six people familiar with internal deliberations.

If each side used all its debate time, that could mean fewer calendar days for the trial and a faster verdict. Clinton’s trial ran for five weeks, with opening arguments starting a week after it formally began. Trump's could be far shorter.

In their partisan opening resolution, Republicans are considering providing 24 hours of opening arguments to both the House impeachment managers and the White House counsel. If each team wants to use the full amount of hours, they may have to do so over as few as two days, potentially leading to long trial days.

The current "posture is two, 12-hour periods. Quite honestly, I don't believe that the White House would consume the 24 hours nor do I think based on the evidence if we read the evidence word for word from the House it would take 24 hours," said Sen. Thom Tillis (R-N.C.) on Friday.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/01/17/senate-impeachment-trial-schedule-100536
January 17, 2020

Trump's LSU victory celebration @ the WH: "You got a good POTUS & they're trying to impeach the SOB"

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump ends LSU event by turning it into a rally: "You got a good [POTUS] now - even though they're trying to impeach the son of a bitch! Can you believe that?... we took out those terrorists like your football team would've taken out those terrorists!"

Players look uncomfortable

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1218209902889525253
January 17, 2020

I'm hoping Trump adds Bill Barr to his "all-Starr" celebrity impeachment defense line-up

Oh, I know, you'll say "that can't happen."

I'd bet my left nut that he asked if it was possible.

January 17, 2020

Sesame Street's "One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other" game, special Muppet Lindsey edition



On Thursday, members of the U.S. Senate were sworn in by Chief Justice John Roberts for the impeachment trial of President Donald Trump, pledging under oath to act as impartial jurors and to consider all the evidence fairly.

But barely hours after taking that oath, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) went on Fox News to trash the whole process, and once again make clear that he had already picked a side.

“[Democrats] turned the trial into a complete circus. You’re allowed to do that but not with my vote,” said Graham. “I’m going to judge the case on the evidence assembled by the House. I’m not going to expand the record. This Parnas thing, I smell a rat. It is a complete, neverending desire to destroy everything Donald Trump. I took Mueller seriously. I don’t take Schiff, Nadler seriously. And I don’t take Chuck Schumer seriously when he says he’s looking for the truth. He’s looking to get back, to be the Majority Leader, nothing more.”

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/01/lindsey-graham-rages-at-democrats-and-the-impeachment-process-on-fox-news-hours-after-taking-an-oath-to-be-impartial/
January 17, 2020

11 U.S. troops were airlifted for treatment of treatment for TBI as Trump tweeted "ALL IS WELL!"


In the immediate aftermath of the Iranian ballistic missile strike against two Iraqi bases housing U.S. troops, President Donald Trump took to Twitter assuring the American public that “all is well.”

But as it turns out, all was not well. According to Defense One, eleven U.S. troops were in fact injured in the strikes — and had to be airlifted for treatment for traumatic brain injury.

“As previously stated, while no U.S. service members were killed in the Jan. 8 Iranian attack on Al Asad Air base, several were treated for concussion symptoms from the blast and are still being assessed,” said a spokesman for the U.S. military command in Baghdad on Thursday.

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/01/eleven-us-troops-had-to-be-medevaced-for-brain-injury-after-the-iran-strike-as-trump-was-tweeting-all-is-well/


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Name: Miles Archer
Gender: Male
Hometown: Hamilton Massachusetts
Home country: USA
Current location: Nevada
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