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Fritz Walter

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Gurl, He Can't Get Shit!

Randy Rainbow's "There is nothing like a wall" video is outrageously funny! And spot on.

Randy, you owe me a new keyboard. As much as the whole video is worth watching, what prompted my biggest laugh was this:

He gets badgered. He gets booed.
He gets heckled coast-to-coast.
He gets valentines from Putin.
And advice from Hitler's ghost.
He gets labeled "Irresponsible, inhuman and unfit."
What can't he get?

(see above)

Darrel Issa believes Mueller's case against Michael Flynn will be THROWN OUT of court

From the Daily Mail:

- Issa claims the FBI 'tricked' Flynn into not having a lawyer at the 2017 interview;
- US District Judge Emmet Sullivan ordered both the Mueller investigation and Flynn's team to turn over all documents relating to the interview;
- Flynn pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about conversations with Russia's then-ambassador to the United States during the presidential transition;
- His lawyers allege FBI bosses pressured him into seeking no counsel before or during the January 2017 interview which ultimately led to his guilty plea;
- Mueller argued that Flynn, a veteran US official, 'does not need to be warned it is a crime to lie to federal agents'.

Thank you for your expert opinion, as expressed to the hard-of-thinking Faux Gnus audience. Only -- in your case -- "expert" had a different definition:
Ex - past, has-been, washed up;
Spurt - a drip under pressure.

OK, Randy Rainbow: you owe me a new iPhone!

I sprayed a perfectly good IPA on my screen when I watched this!

Be warned, fellow DUers: this one is that good!
Posted by Fritz Walter | Wed Dec 5, 2018, 07:00 PM (5 replies)

GOP Jesus video

Spoiler alert: "... because? Her emails!"

Randy Rainbow Rocks It Again!

The FL Governor race just got a whole lot more interesting!

Got this email from Andrew Gillum’s Campaign:

Our public schools are underfunded and our teachers are underpaid. Last year, our state ranked 47th in average instructional staff pay. Teachers are struggling to make ends meet, and our kids and their education are suffering.

That's why I've proposed a bold new plan to legalize and tax recreational marijuana -- so we can invest new revenue into giving our teachers and instructional staff the raise they deserve. We're going to make sure every teacher and support staff member earns at least the national average, reward our veteran teachers for their years of service, and raise the starting salary for new teachers.

A majority of Floridians support it, and states across the country are modernizing their criminal justice systems by legalizing as well. It's time Florida joins them. Chip in $5 now to help make it a reality.

So I donated to his campaign and picked up a yard sign!

Join us, won’t you?

Randy Rainbow's BRILLIANT parody of KavanAUGH - rhymes with Camelot.

Randy Rainbow strikes again: If You Ever Got Impeached

Two Corinthians walk into a bar

... immediately turn around and walk back out when they see that cadet bone spurs is there.

[rimshot] Thank you, thank you!
I’m here all week.
Be sure to tip your server. And try the veal!

Michelle Wolf's Mind Your Manners: "HEY TIFFANY!"

On her Netflix show, "The Break with Michelle Wolf," she introduced a new segment last night: "Mind Your Manners." In it, she tells how to have the greatest impact when confronting members of the drumpf administration in public.

For instance, when you see Iskanka Drumpf in public, call her "Tiffany!"
" This will devastate her,” Wolf said, adding:
“Then, talk to her in terms she’ll understand. Say, ‘Ivanka, you’re like vaginal mesh. You were supposed to support women, but now you have blood all over you and you’re the center of a thousand lawsuits.’”
Huffington Post.

Watch for yourselves, but please avoid eating or drinking while viewing this. I will not be responsible for damaged keyboards, smartphones or tablets.

Posted by Fritz Walter | Mon Jul 2, 2018, 09:43 AM (0 replies)
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