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keithbvadu2

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November 24, 2021

Grandma's Thanksgiving Invitation

(Remember– this is a joke, folks. Some people try to take it way too seriously.
We all have some of these relatives.
Sometimes, we ARE some of these relatives.)
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Grandma's Thanksgiving Invitation

Dear Family: (See first post)

November 4, 2021

When you give Amazon gift cards as a present,

When you give Amazon gift cards as a present, you should peel off the protective coating that covers the numbers. You should scan them or take a picture or write down the numbers. Tonight I found $240 worth of gift cards that I have given as presents but have not been redeemed. Some over 2 years old. Unredeemed gift cards are pure profit for the company.

No wonder Jeff Bezos is a multi-gazillionaire.

Same/same for all other gift cards.

Companies love to sell them.

They can even sell them at a discount, knowing some will be lost or forgotten.

Even redeemed, you are a captive customer.

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