IggleDuer
IggleDuer's JournalHow to achieve social distancing at Wisconsin bars - a humble suggestion.
MSNBC ran a piece earlier today. They were interviewing patrons at a bar. One was a nurse celebrating her ability to decompress after a stressful day at work. Employers might want to screen her frequently for her COVID-19 status, before she infects patients. She might also have an alcohol problem as well.
A second patron, apparently feeling a little inebriated, said he drove to the bar and parked in the parking lot.
My suggestion is to place some police units outside the bars, looking for potential drunk drivers. It might clear out the bars fairly quickly. Can’t arrest them for social distancing, but you can for drunk driving.
If they don’t care for their safety from COVID-19, I seriously doubt these bar customers would think about having a designated driver.
They were interviewing a hog farmer on MSNBC recently ...
... he said that due to the current economic situation, he is being “forced” to “euthanize” some of the hogs. What were his alternatives? Butcher them for meat? Much more humane!
Before the COVID-45's daily campaign rally ...
.... it has been suggested that it could be started with a moment of silence. How ‘bout a Pledge of Allegiance led by Mango Musselini, followed by the National Anthem and G-d Bless America. It could be capped off with a flyover and a tank parade.
Every effen day!
Is it just me, or does Steve Mnuchin and Elaine's Rabbi on Seinfeld look identical?
Google Elaine’s Rabbi on Seinfeld to check. Sorry, was unable to post the picture.
If Trump thinks it's OK to call the Speaker of the House "Crazy Nancy" ...
... How ‘bout calling him “Dementia Don?”
"I have not yet begun to fight"
Isn’t that what the orange blob said when he discarded his draft notices?
Who's the crazy one?
Lemme get this straight ...
1. Trump responded “I don’t remember” to about 36 questions.
2. Due to his volatile personality, many of his plans to break the law were abandoned.
3. Since some of Trump’s ideas were so outrageous, staffers simply refused to follow his orders.
Yet, we don’t hear any suggestions about invoking the 25th Amendment???
MFer wants Federal employees to talk to their landlords about giving them a break ...
... What if the Trump Organization or Kushner’s pirates are the landlord?
If the MFer wants a wall, as a monument to himself ...
... can we grow mushrooms on the north side of the wall? At least it’ll be productive and the Messicans could be invited over to pick them.
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