The cognitive dissonance of a bunch of portly, middle aged and senior white guys cosplaying as positively JACKED action heroes to make a crossing they also complain that women and unaccompanied children are making (without machine guns!) is... something...

The lesson these Republican senators learned from trumpism is performative assholism

“If you’re not angry, get angry. I’m angry 24/7 and I’ve never been happier.”

Joe Biden has already racked up 37,268 scandals and @desilydic's got the lowdown on every single one