Our last three successful Dem presidential candidates had one thing in common

Two years prior to their successful run, they were on no one’s radar as a credible nominee let alone actually winning the White House.

The last three unsuccessful nominees were considered foregone conclusions and had very long public records for people to run against.

Which hopefuls for 2020 fit into the former and latter categories?

And yes I do realize the last three unsuccessful Dem nominees were jobbed in some way with two of the three winning popular vote but losing electoral.

Turns out Melania is Kyzer Soze

She used her Eastern European connection to set up The Donald.

She wanted SOME kind of prenup arrangement holding Donnie accountable, and she used his desire to tie the knot as leverage. He would not agree to zero tolerance on extra marital sex, so he concocted a scenario so wild he’d have no problem meeting those obligations.

He agreed, if he was caught with strippers/prostitutes peeing on each other, he would have to forfeit half of his wealth.

Once she found out about the porn stars and playboy models, Melania set her plan in motion.

Business junkets to Russia for Trump. Russian intelligence got to work...and kaboom!

Note: poorly crafted satire

I hope Hannity shit his pants when he found out

And then Ted Nugent tried to high five him—“up top, bro!”

PS when Cohen’s only other two clients got his help in trying to shut up women about sexual misconduct, what are the odds Hannity has sexually deviant behavior we’re all about to find out?

If Trump had to use mark to market for his assets, hed probably be a thousandsaire right now

The value his accountants and lawyers place on the brand has undoubtedly gone into the shitter

That was a nice little EARTHQUAKE in San Jose. Anyone else feel it?

3.9 magnitude. Quite a short but significant jolt.

Adds to an already weird day in the South Bay with thunder, lightning, and hail.

Preparing for frogs and locusts.

Robert Mercer and David Koch are the real enemies of Democracy--not Comey

As I pointed out in a reply to someone else, any civil servant or law enforcement leader is going to find it very difficult to navigate in our hyper partisan scorched earth political environment brought about by the disgusting billionaires like Richard Mellon Scaife, David Koch, Robert Mercer and Sheldon Adelson.

It is the fact that these people were able to continually seed our government with the worst of the worst that has brought us the insane and amoral Citizens United ruling which has further fueled our demise as a democratic republic.

Comey served for years without issue, and now we're lambasting him because of the crazy environment he was forced to deal with including rogue FBI offices full of die hard conservatives with an agenda.

Disgusting racist Fox local TV hosts attack black teen

As “obnoxious”.

Super bright Texas student was accepted to all 15 colleges he applied to including Yale and Stanford.

So the two white women decided to hate in his intellect.

https://www.theshadowleague.com/story/fox-dc-anchors-slander-black-teen-accepted-to-20-colleges

Mitch McConnell announces he will be withdrawing

into his shell and will come out when he's good and ready. No amount of lettuce and other tasty vegetables at his closed door to said shell will be enough to induce Yertle McTurtle to come out.

Trump, awakened by his nightmare, sits in a cold sweat

the white silk sheets are covered in orange powder coat. A half eaten Big Mac is smeared into the pillow. What is left of his hair is a 3 foot wad smashed onto one side of his head--the rest of his wrinkled skull completely bald

He quivers in rage and fear as he recalls the most haunting details of the nightmare--Mueller, dressed in full military garb including his medals is marching Trump to a police wagon in handcuffs. Vladimir Putin is sitting in the driver's seat with a smirk on his face.

Fumbling for his phone, Trump grabs it up and before his bladder and bowels direct him toward the lavatory, he pumps out "TOTAL WITCH HUNT!!!".

Been awhile. The humanity of goats.