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Marriage Advice From Those Who Know Best

KIDS HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS IF ONLY WE WOULD PAY ATTENTION! 😎

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)

1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all the way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.. -- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (Love her)

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. --Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 9

Excellent Covid Vid

Something to show your hesitant/denying/anti vaccination friends/relatives.

Here's an onion in the Covid ointment:

"New study warns Pfizer and Moderna COVID-19 vaccines could be far less effective against South Africa variant"

https://thehill.com/changing-america/well-being/prevention-cures/542182-new-study-warns-pfizer-and-moderna-covid-19

EXO-CD24 - Covid-19 Breakthrough Drug?

https://www.jpost.com/health-science/tel-aviv-hospital-cures-29-of-30-covid-19-patients-in-days-it-says-658024

"Twenty-nine out of 30 moderate-to-severe COVID-19 patients who were administered a treatment developed by Tel Avivís Sourasky Medical Center (Ichilov Hospital) as part of a Phase I trial recovered from the disease and were released within three to five days, the hospital said Friday."

Trump's lawyers quit, Giuliani seems the only possibility left and,

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Joy Throughout the Land

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CKSUFzLnuVS/?igshid=cb6b5okxv4r

A plan to take hostages?

https://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1347011413101998080

This outrage should

drive a stake through the heart of the Republican party.

I feel like buying Boof a Beer

Well, not really but I suppose one should be a little appreciative.

Same for Carny Barrett (but I don't suppose she drinks).

Any info on the yesterday with Rudy trial?

Probably the usual crapfest but I have seen little other commentary.

Is the trial over? The phone-in number seems inactive now.
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