Aliens visit Earth

A race of aliens visits Earth one day. They come in peace; and, surprisingly, they speak perfect English.

Obviously it’s a once-in-a-lifetime event. All of the heads of world government and all the religious leaders want to speak to the aliens. So a meeting is set up.

Leaders from across the globe each get a turn to question the aliens. When it’s the Pope’s turn, he asks, “Do you know about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?”

“You mean J.C?” responds one of the aliens. “Yeah, we know him! He’s the greatest, isn’t he? J.C. swings by every year to make sure that we are doing okay.”

The Pope is flabbergasted, as are the rest of the dignitaries. After a few awkward moments the Pope follows up by asking, “He visits every year?! It’s been more than two millennia for us, and we’re still awaiting his SECOND coming!”

The alien sees that the Pope is rattled by this, and tries to soften the blow. “Gee, I don’t know,” he replies. “Maybe he likes our chocolates better than yours?”

“Chocolates? What are you talking about?” the Pope says, incredulously. “What does that have to do with anything?”

“Well, when J.C. first visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates,” the alien says. “Why? What did you guys do?”

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Biden should announce he's going to "Drain the Swamp"

of the "Deep State" because tfg failed to do so when he was President. tfg is again saying he's gonna drain

the swamp of the deep state when he's reelected. And what is this "Deep State" we always hear about? I

believe it's the wealthiest Americans who buy Politicians with campaign money in return for favors after

they're elected. Solution is fairly simple in my mind.....TAKE MONEY OUT OF POLITICS

Genius trick

All work & no play, makes Don a dull boy.

Who says you can eat here?

What ever happened to the investigation into the tRump organization

for laundering Russian mob money? Did Barr somehow shelve that? Can Merrick Garland start a new one?
We need to go after him from all angles so voters see what a POS he really is.

WOKE Meme