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About Layzeebeaver

Expat Michigander living in the middle of England.

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"Because, if only the moon were made of green cheese, then rockets would be shaped like fondue forks." - Tinker Dill

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Account status: Active
Member since: Tue Aug 6, 2019, 11:25 AM
Number of posts, all time: 2,208
Number of posts, last 90 days: 73
Favorite main forum: General Discussion, 49 posts in the last 90 days (67% of total posts)
Favorite topic forum: Liberal YouTubers, 5 posts in the last 90 days (7% of total posts)
Last post: Sun Feb 8, 2026, 02:27 PM

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Willing to serve on Juries: Yes
Chance of serving on Juries: 100% (explain)

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Latest Posts

Mcsweeneys is a national treasure
Sun Feb 8, 2026, 02:27 PM

Why isn't Q all over this?
Sun Feb 8, 2026, 05:50 AM

It's the vintage ones with lead.
Sun Feb 8, 2026, 05:49 AM

at least someone tried.
Fri Feb 6, 2026, 05:19 PM

That's hilarious
Thu Feb 5, 2026, 03:32 AM

Latest Recs

God!!! Our corporate media sucks
Tue Jan 27, 2026, 09:02 AM

The Board of Pieces of Gaza
Mon Jan 19, 2026, 07:03 AM

The Secret Alliance Fueling Trump - Democracy Docket
Sun Jan 18, 2026, 04:11 AM

"Ukraine Will Not Surrender": Zelenskyy's Blistering Speech at Crimea Summit Amid Peace Talks - AC1G - DRM News
Mon Nov 24, 2025, 05:00 AM

Why Can't We Be Friends? ft. WAR and Friends Playing For Change Song Around The World
Thu Nov 20, 2025, 12:00 AM

Latest Poll Votes

How Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show sign language interpreter is making history
Tue Feb 10, 2026, 02:40 AM

Who was born a US citizen?
Sun Feb 8, 2026, 06:52 AM

POLL: When the Democrats take back the White House, what should we replace the portrait of Trump with ??
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 12:16 AM

Do you support the Ukraine military incursion into Russian territory? (Poll)
Tue Aug 13, 2024, 04:56 PM

I've never served on a jury. Have you?
Tue Aug 10, 2021, 08:13 AM