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alcibiades_mystery

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3. Didn't you hear?

Sun Jul 22, 2012, 03:50 PM

Jul 2012

The correct punishment is to raze the school and all affiliated campuses to the ground, then salt them over. Anybody living within 30 miles of Old Main is to be relocated to Central Arkansas and indentured to local farmers there for a period of no less than 45 months. All degrees issued by the school since 1900 are to be voided, and all existing loans related to tuition doubled. In addition, anybody caught wearing any Penn State football attire of any kind is to be fined their net worth + $600 USD, which sum will be distributed to the victims. After paying, the guilty wearer will be shot.

It's the only thing that'll learn 'em!

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Penalties at Penn State should not punish the students who had no say in what the leadership [View all] shraby Jul 2012 OP

Kinda shitty, but it happens all the time. Collateral damage. russspeakeasy Jul 2012 #1

That seems one fundamental essence of corporatism. NT Trillo Jul 2012 #2

Didn't you hear? alcibiades_mystery Jul 2012 #3

My son is a senior @ PSU Freddie Jul 2012 #4

Does your son play football for PSU? justiceischeap Jul 2012 #5

No Freddie Jul 2012 #8

Stop the football program but don't punish academics. Manifestor_of_Light Jul 2012 #6

The kids who want to play ball will be allowed to transfer without any penalty. Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #7

I can't agree mythology Jul 2012 #9