Defend Trump from the coup...Jail Mueller. Wow, can't make this shit up

[mr_lebowski]

22. If I had seen that fascist f***ing prick at the airport, I would've wound up in Jail ...

I would've moved on him like a BITCH, I can tell you that.

First words would've been 'So how much is Uncle Vladimir paying you, you Un-American, Traitorous piece of slime? What's wrong, can't STAND the fact that we're a Nation of Laws, not men? You know, I hear it's that way in RUSSIA, too ... You'd probably do well to move there, so you could up suck up even harder to your KGB overlord Putin ... I hear he loves you Fascist types!"

Followed by "You DO KNOW Mueller is HIGHLY Decorated Marine War Veteran, who did multiple tours in Vietnam, while your Sphincter-Faced, Billionaire Hero got himself out of going with multiple deferments for supposed 'bone spurs', even though miraculously he can now go golfing on the tax-payers dime every single weekend, right?"

"You DO KNOW Mueller was REPUBLICAN George W. Bush's choice to be FBI Director, right?"

"And you DO KNOW he's one of the most highly regarded men, basically in the ENTIRE WORLD as far as integrity and honor goes, RIGHT? That's why TRUMP'S OWN APPOINTEE, Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein ... put him in charge of investigating Russian Interference in our DEMOCRACY, RIGHT?!?"

"BY THE WAY, where was your little 'booth' when Kenneth Starr was engaged in a COUP against Bill Clinton cause he lied about gettin' a Hummer. Where'd you have THAT set up, you little Vlad-Puppet? Oh wait, you didn't? WHY NOT? Why wasn't THAT a 'coup', huh?"

I'd got have gotten so far up in this assholes grill, ridiculed his stupidity SO HARD ... I'd have MADE HIM react violently to me ... I wouldn't be able to help myself.

On a side-note I cannot BELIEVE he was allowed to set this booth up anywhere NEAR any airport in the USA. Someone needs to lose their job for allowing this.