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In reply to the discussion: Time to be "Well Regulated"? [View all]sellitman
(11,608 posts)Okay. First of all, when LaPierre says such a thing, there is a zero percent chance that he is picturing anyone other than himself as this heat-packin, justice-servin, massacre-mitigatin motherfucker. And lets just say for the sake of argument that his self-image is completely accurate. Lets assume you would stay ice cold in the middle of that turmoil. Lets say that in a pitch-dark, packed theater that has been thrown into chaos by unexpected gunfire- and that also has big-budget gunfire on the big screen, and pumping through the THX sound system- He would instantly know exactly where to shoot, would have an unobstructed line of fire, and would have perfect aim. Great, then! The theoretical is so sanguine in the face of death! He would be a theoretical American hero.
But what if theres a third person whos able to carry in the theater? And what if this person isnt a justice machine like he thinks he is? What if this person doesnt handle real-life bloodbaths like a professional to begin with, and on top of it, now there are two people shooting into a dark, crowded theater? Does he choose the right target? Does he hit that target?
And what if theres a fourth person? What if she just got her gun that very day and hasnt ever shot it? What if she wants to be a hero? Which of the three gunmen currently firing away in a dark room does she try to take out?
What if theres a fifth person, and its one of these garbage people who brings an infant to a midnight screening of The Dark Knight Rises? Hes defending his family now, and there are four people who might murder his child. Which one does he aim for? Does the Baby-Bjorn affect his accuracy?
What if theres a sixth person, who had a few drinks at the ESPN Zone before the show?
Or a seventh person? Or a tenth? Or a fiftieth?
Are you sure more guns would have made this situation better? Are you sure?