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7. If you eat the fries while doing a head stand

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 12:39 PM

Jan 2018

It prevents pregnancy.

We're doomed, voodoo science still abounds.

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Who needs guidance when we've got Mother Nature to inspire us??? CaliforniaPeggy Jan 2018 #1

Happy New Year! IronLionZion Jan 2018 #3

Yeah but it makes for an awkward moment at the drive-thru window underpants Jan 2018 #4

It would be even more awkward if they went inside the restaurant IronLionZion Jan 2018 #6

Someone might want to break it to these people Takket Jan 2018 #5

40 weeks is for those who DON'T have the fries. JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2018 #9

I was going to say... EL34x4 Jan 2018 #11

They count it differently, they don't count the first 2 weeks IronLionZion Jan 2018 #12

The "normal" gestation period is counted from the first day SwissTony Jan 2018 #14

Timing d_r Jan 2018 #18

Nope. Crunchy Frog Jan 2018 #21

If you eat the fries while doing a head stand MyNameGoesHere Jan 2018 #7

I wonder if more or less safeinOhio Jan 2018 #8

Oh yeah? lpbk2713 Jan 2018 #13

It should be National Birth Control Day. roamer65 Jan 2018 #15

National Adoption Day IronLionZion Jan 2018 #16

Is that the small fries? What if you get the large fries? ProudLib72 Jan 2018 #19

Trump isn't fat, he's just very pregnant IronLionZion Jan 2018 #20

Someone should tell them to stop using condoms blacklisted Jan 2018 #22

welcome to DU gopiscrap Jan 2018 #23