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7. She looks like she's encased in plastic

Mon Jan 1, 2018, 09:46 PM

Jan 2018

or wrapped in so many rounds of cling film that she can't move. For a former model, she seems unable to wear clothes in a way that they look natural or like something a normal human would want to wear. This is the worse I've seen so far.

But it probably cost $$$$, which is what counts in TrumpWorld.

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Seriously, Melania Trump is the only former model I've ever seen who has no sense of style [View all] catbyte Jan 2018 OP

Well her "modeling" career didn't really focus on clothes all that much. NT enough Jan 2018 #1

BAM SeaDoo77 Jan 2018 #75

Yeah-- high heels only-- the rest was just skin. So much for bringing "class" back to the WH! BigDemVoter Jan 2018 #82

she was naked all the time. trueblue2007 Jan 2018 #83

LOL Scurrilous Jan 2018 #96

They both look inanimate dalton99a Jan 2018 #2

Animatronics, my friend. Not inanimate. longship Jan 2018 #13

+1 dalton99a Jan 2018 #15

Watch when she turns, she appears to freeze, kinda like a short circuit. Maggiemayhem Jan 2018 #116

That does rate about a 10 on the "Oh dear" scale Siwsan Jan 2018 #3

Clothes were not much of an issue during her modeling career The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2018 #4

When I saw her in that dress on TV frogmarch Jan 2018 #5

I don't think she was a high end fashion model JI7 Jan 2018 #6

Based on that airplane wing-thong photo, she was a... 3catwoman3 Jan 2018 #118

She looks like she's encased in plastic Retrograde Jan 2018 #7

When she was modeling she didn't wear clothes. I think she isn't used to them. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2018 #12

Ok, so I thought people were being mean Phoenix61 Jan 2018 #8

I thought it was mean too but seeing dress, YIKES Raine Jan 2018 #98

I have to admit when I saw that last night. I thought wtf is she wearing. onecaliberal Jan 2018 #9

And the fake boobs that look like they're ready to pop. politicaljunkie41910 Jan 2018 #26

Ivanka has an identical pair..same surgeon? BigmanPigman Jan 2018 #73

Catering to the same audience. JHB Jan 2018 #131

I would venture a guess, pangaia Jan 2018 #89

I can't decide if frumpy, or gaudy, is more appropriate for that tasteless outfit. nt procon Jan 2018 #10

I think 'fraudy' seems appropriate Siwsan Jan 2018 #27

A rare triple pun! unblock Jan 2018 #53

Ouch, lol! catbyte Jan 2018 #105

Is she filled with hollow chocolate, too? LakeArenal Jan 2018 #11

LOL! The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2018 #41

Erdem Emery $5,500 now $2,500 underpants Jan 2018 #14

It is even cheaper in other places -- and there is this really groovy Maraboo boa to go with it karynnj Jan 2018 #34

Effie? underpants Jan 2018 #43

Empire waistline looks like a gunny sack dawg day Jan 2018 #56

I honestly feel sorry for Barron beyond having the father he does. maddiemom Jan 2018 #85

he doesn't know how to be a father bdamomma Jan 2018 #111

Now sold out per the web page!! nt Princess Turandot Jan 2018 #66

I'm betting SNL bought one for an upcoming skit! SunSeeker Jan 2018 #87

LOL nt Princess Turandot Jan 2018 #88

Horrifyingly, the "Chubby" maribou jacket dawg day Jan 2018 #58

I would not find a jacket called a... 3catwoman3 Jan 2018 #119

It didn't look good. :) dawg day Jan 2018 #125

The price is still going DOWN since she wore it? Ilsa Jan 2018 #61

Sold out. !!?!1? shanny Jan 2018 #133

The Reagan era wants those sleeves back crazycatlady Jan 2018 #16

You could make a nice jacket out of it jmowreader Jan 2018 #29

Yes, on a child possibly, or a doll. Control-Z Jan 2018 #63

my niece (5) would be all over it crazycatlady Jan 2018 #68

Exactly! Control-Z Jan 2018 #81

Lol Lotusflower70 Jan 2018 #17

Someone tweeted that she was wearing a shower curtain. dflprincess Jan 2018 #18

It's funny but it isn't true: it's photoshopped. femmedem Jan 2018 #19

So you can, I should have looked at the picture more closely dflprincess Jan 2018 #20

Not only that, Wellstone ruled Jan 2018 #65

Oh, dear God... catbyte Jan 2018 #23

Her artificially enlarged breasts are so huge they are totally out of proportion to the rest of her fierywoman Jan 2018 #21

As Tom Arnold once said: vanamonde Jan 2018 #22

I thought I was the only one who thought the dress was UGLY! ribrepin Jan 2018 #24

She wasn't a model. She was a "model". Stinky The Clown Jan 2018 #25

ummm she was an "actress". nt msongs Jan 2018 #49

Tacky, just tacky.... Heartstrings Jan 2018 #28

The dress looks like it was made from a pink space blanket with iron-on flowers. democratisphere Jan 2018 #30

Look at her husband, case closed. nt doc03 Jan 2018 #31

Bwah-ha-HAH, well, now we know how she has the face to have made the deal to be with him UTUSN Jan 2018 #32

I miss Michelle Obama Butterflylady Jan 2018 #33

This + 1,000,000 MustLoveBeagles Jan 2018 #40

And her normal, obviously happy kids. maddiemom Jan 2018 #86

Me, too. 3catwoman3 Jan 2018 #128

I sometimes think designers try to see how stupid they can make women look. appleannie1943 Jan 2018 #35

I think your right MustLoveBeagles Jan 2018 #47

Yes elleng Jan 2018 #59

If there were any humanity to her.....it might work janterry Jan 2018 #36

maybe they need to devote a Project Runway episode to dressing her lol Takket Jan 2018 #37

Effie? Any thoughts? underpants Jan 2018 #38

Sheeeit ... Effie has 1000X more style than Melania ... mr_lebowski Jan 2018 #130

The chololate bunny wore it better MustLoveBeagles Jan 2018 #39

Ya think?!... Princess Turandot Jan 2018 #67

Well, she is mostly wax...er, silicone. nt SunSeeker Jan 2018 #71

put her at bdamomma Jan 2018 #112

They look like the saddest family in America. madaboutharry Jan 2018 #93

Barron looks like he'd rather be doing ANYTHING else jmowreader Jan 2018 #95

she looks rather programmed. bdamomma Jan 2018 #113

Man, what a weird photo dalton99a Jan 2018 #109

I don't get the hands at the side, feet together stiff mannequin pose. dixiegrrrrl Jan 2018 #126

Oh, come on people. marked50 Jan 2018 #42

You make a good point there MustLoveBeagles Jan 2018 #50

She needs a better stylist. She seems to be wanting to start a new trend. applegrove Jan 2018 #44

I'm trying to figure out the embroidery. Lower right: My Little Pony? catbyte Jan 2018 #45

dress looks like something his MOTHER would have worn nt msongs Jan 2018 #46

Her chest looks like she kacekwl Jan 2018 #48

Yeah. It looks like she upgraded her implants TexasBushwhacker Jan 2018 #122

She simply set the bar too high with her joyous inaugural attire. Miles Archer Jan 2018 #51

What a happy looking family. Demtexan Jan 2018 #64

I do like the blue outfit, very Audrey Hepburn-ish EX500rider Jan 2018 #117

Rofl shenmue Jan 2018 #54

This might explain why: no_hypocrisy Jan 2018 #55

Apparently Melania never asked the question: pnwmom Jan 2018 #57

Some women think that if it is expensive, Ilsa Jan 2018 #60

Nude model. Demtexan Jan 2018 #62

Well, she's classless and tasteless like her husband. What did you expect? tableturner Jan 2018 #69

I'm pretty sure Melania is Trump's FSB handler VMA131Marine Jan 2018 #70

lol Cha Jan 2018 #78

I have always thought she was a plant, Ilsa Jan 2018 #79

The foil wrapped bunny! mcar Jan 2018 #72

Sadly Mr. Blackwell is no longer with us. edbermac Jan 2018 #74

she is so fucking creepy Skittles Jan 2018 #76

It looks like the one who dressed her Cha Jan 2018 #77

Why is that? She's cheap and vulgar-- just like her husband. BigDemVoter Jan 2018 #80

Who you calling cheap and vulgar? SunSeeker Jan 2018 #90

Jesus H. Christ, look at her face. No wonder she was a failed model. I read that she was catbyte Jan 2018 #106

As a nudie porn model,she wouldn't know cloth fashion. Or plastic. keithbvadu2 Jan 2018 #84

She seems to like shiney...uh...clothes. SunSeeker Jan 2018 #91

It would not surprise me if Donald made her wear that. colorado_ufo Jan 2018 #92

She is not and was not a model. Sam McGee Jan 2018 #94

What you said MFM008 Jan 2018 #132

I imagined she is "dressed" by designers? Laffy Kat Jan 2018 #97

I think model should be in quotes Fullduplexxx Jan 2018 #99

Oh now that is rich! Thekaspervote Jan 2018 #100

Now that's an ugly dress. She needs to fire her stylist. Vinca Jan 2018 #101

i dont think she modeled in clothing samnsara Jan 2018 #102

There's a photo of it on-line taken full frontal. The reflection from the dress mnhtnbb Jan 2018 #103

Even I can't defend this... Phentex Jan 2018 #120

The bulkiness may be to prevent being delisen Jan 2018 #104

She is there for Donald's eyes. Nothing else matters. (nt) ehrnst Jan 2018 #107

his own bdamomma Jan 2018 #114

In (not so serious) mitigation though... Myrddin Jan 2018 #108

apparently her stylisst stole it from bed, bath and beyond: niyad Jan 2018 #110

That's been debunked TexasBushwhacker Jan 2018 #121

certainly something I would not even hang in anywhere. niyad Jan 2018 #134

Not all models have a great fashion sense Kimchijeon Jan 2018 #115

Heidi Klum wears some hideous outfits on Project Runway TexasBushwhacker Jan 2018 #123

Ouch! Maybe some of her outfits are favors to friends (designers?) Kimchijeon Jan 2018 #124

It looked better on the telly, I don't care for it in the photo...but come on Melanoma usually has Kirk Lover Jan 2018 #127

I disagree. Her slacks are ill-fitting, her dresses unflattering. I don't care how expensive catbyte Jan 2018 #129